Post by firecracker on Feb 8, 2011 0:37:10 GMT -8
This is the sequel convo (kinda) to ageofthesteampirate.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=drunkenrambles&action=display&thread=315&page=1 in which Hong Kong FINALLY gets his explanation, Kittens are endangered, and Hong Kong finally goes to far (OH GOD I'M SORRY CHINA DAGUA!!! *wails*)
Wonsanji: -gromps HK- XD
XiaoBaozhu: *flails some more and then wiggles free* Is Kiku here?
Chuuchanaru: Nope.
XiaoBaozhu: Lucky Kiku then. :P
Wonsanji: Hold on, I’ll try to summon him. *wiggles sleeves*
Chuuchanaru: Noooo! Xiao didi, don't!
Wonsanji: -pause- Eh? 8D
Chuuchanaru: *duck tapes Hong Kong's mouth*
Wonsanji: Oh. -continues wiggling-
XiaoBaozhu: murhurdurmhhgj *scowls at China*
Chuuchanaru: Xiao didi Jia Long, ask too-too embarrassing questions last night. It best he stay quiet.
NihonDesu: ….
XiaoBaozhu: *sad face*
Chuuchanaru: Xiao didi Kiku!
Wonsanji: It worked! \o/ Summoning OIK, da ze!
Chuuchanaru: *tackles him*
NihonDesu: !!!!
Wonsanji: XD
XiaoBaozhu: *tugs at duct tape with a crazy glint in eyes*
Chuuchanaru: Go away, aru! You is no welcome!
LittleLily: -feels very odd now being surronded by asians-
NihonDesu: ....;;;
Wonsanji: 8D?;;
NihonDesu: -wants out-
Wonsanji: ...-gromps Yao and Kiku both- -grope-
NihonDesu: -jumps- Y-Yong Soo!
Chuuchanaru: D8< Xaoi didi Yong Soo!
Wonsanji: -mischievous grin- -dash!-
XiaoBaozhu: *gets tape off* !!!
Wonsanji: -grabs HK along-
XiaoBaozhu: You have to-GAH! *is grabbed*
Chuuchanaru: *stuffs Jia Long's face with sweets* Keep your mouth full! No want to hear you questions!
Wonsanji: -wonders how Yao catches up so fast-
XiaoBaozhu: *desperately tries to swallow*
Wonsanji: -picks HK up- -RUNS FASTER- XDDD
Chuuchanaru: (I'm Asian. That's all you need to know, aru.)
Chuuchanaru: H-HEY!
XiaoBaozhu: *cries a little in confusion/frustration*
Wonsanji: -patpat- Don't worry, da ze. It's just a game. ^_^
NihonDesu: -waits (totally like a ninja) for Yong Soo to pass-
Chuuchanaru: Xiao didi Kiku. Please, whatever Hong Kong ask you, do not answer him.
NihonDesu: .... -nods, but gives a questioning look-
Wonsanji: -begins to pass, whistling-
NihonDesu: -reaches out and grabs by scruff-
XiaoBaozhu: *swallows* ENGLAND SAYS HE HAS TO EXPLAIN! Also, dagua, what is an aphrodisiac? England says you shouldn't make him any but no one would tell me what they were. D8
NihonDesu: ...... -almost wants to laugh-
Wonsanji: -choke!- -almost drops HK- ...-ack. -a -zh- -blinks- ... ?
PortxPort: (England. Run.)
Chuuchanaru: A-aphrodisiac? *turns pink*
NihonDesu: ( figures he'd blush pink. )
GentlemanArthur: (can't run fast. one handed-typing sucks D:)
XiaoBaozhu: (I tried to put him ina pink dress last night)
NihonDesu: ( ... awesome. ))
NihonDesu: (( Wish I was there. ))
PortxPort: (;w; -hugs forever-)
Wonsanji: -eases back slightly- -swallow- ... I can explain, da ze! 8D Aphrodisiacs OIKYK.
NihonDesu: -smacks Yong Soo upside the head-
XiaoBaozhu: Yes, I asked if I should get medicine for him from you and he said he didn't need any aphrodisiacs. Also, he said that Japan could explain where kittens come from.
Chuuchanaru: *also smacks Yong Soo*
NihonDesu: .... kittens come from mama cats. End of story.
Wonsanji: XD;; O-Ow...
Chuuchanaru: *nodnod*
Wonsanji: B-But, France told me-
NihonDesu: -smacks again-
XiaoBaozhu: ...T_T No one explains anything to me!!
PortxPort: (okay. On this note... I have to do hw sooo um, if you guys need me poke me on skype o3o)
Wonsanji: (<3333333333333333333)
NihonDesu: (( m'kay porty~ ))
NihonDesu: (( .... POTTY. YOUR NEW NICKNAME IS POTTY ))
XiaoBaozhu: (LOL)
Wonsanji: Ow. -cradles head- Kiiiikuuu... -pout-
NihonDesu: (( i WILL NEVER CALL YOU ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGIAN. ))
NihonDesu: -disapproving fais-
GentlemanArthur: (what about harry potter? /derp)
XiaoBaozhu: *sulking in corner* I'll just ask France since everyone keeps saying he knows!
NihonDesu: (( ..... sweet. ))
NihonDesu: (( hold on~ ))
ImSooYong: ...-is apparently a girl now?-
VietPhoenix: -feels like she's missed something-
NihonDesu: . . . .
ImSooYong: -blink- 83
LaRapire: Did someone say my name?
Chuuchanaru: NOOOOO!
XiaoBaozhu: FRANCE!
GentlemanArthur: .... STAY AWAY FROM HK
LaRapire: 8D
Chuuchanaru: *tackles France*
GentlemanArthur: *COVERS HKS EARS*
LaRapire: gak!
XiaoBaozhu: NO! I WANT TO KNOW!!!!
ImSooYong: 8D France-Oppa-ah?
ImSooYong: -blink-
LaRapire: .... ow. Why was I tackled?
Chuuchanaru: *duck tapes France's mouth*
XiaoBaozhu: What goes on when England and Portugal make strange fighting noises in the middle of the night!!!@d,sjhsc
GentlemanArthur: >//////<
LaRapire: mmm! Mhmmmhmmmhmm!
ImSooYong: HK also wants to know what an aphrodisiac is, da ze!
Chuuchanaru: You no say anything, France!
XiaoBaozhu: Teeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllll meeeeeeee!!!!!
LaRapire: .... -points at duct tape-
LaRapire: -then points at Englands eyebrows-
XiaoBaozhu: *rips it off France's mouth*
GentlemanArthur: ....GO TO HELL FRANCE
LaRapire: ARGH
LaRapire: -holds mouth-
Chuuchanaru: *ties France up and drags him off*
GentlemanArthur: ..... there goes his stubble *snickers despite everything*
XiaoBaozhu: Please explain. T^T
LaRapire: ..... I kind of like where this is going~
ImSooYong: -sneaks to HK- -whisperwhisper-
Chuuchanaru: You be quiet, you get anything you want, aru.
LaRapire: .... Hmmm... anything~?
LaRapire: -sly smile-
XiaoBaozhu: I don't understand, what do you mean there is gardening involved? Seeds? *confused*
GentlemanArthur: ................
ImSooYong: Not exactly, da ze. Y'see, -whisperwhisper-
XiaoBaozhu: It isn't blood! B-but, England said-!
GentlemanArthur: *goes bright red and sinks onto the couch*
NihonDesu: -grabs Soo Yong by braid-
NihonDesu: -tugtug-
XiaoBaozhu: *accusing look at England*
ImSooYong: -squeak!- -looks back- -smile- Hiya, Kiku!
NihonDesu: -flat look-
Chuuchanaru: B| Anything, aru. We have deal, yes?
NihonDesu: You're in trouble.
XiaoBaozhu: You did have kittens and didn't give me any, didn't you Arthur!!
XiaoBaozhu: *glares at his stomach*
LaRapire: <3
GentlemanArthur: ... I DID NOT HAVE KITTENS
ImSooYong: ...What? France Oppa said it's my duty as an older sis to educate the young, da ze! D8
GentlemanArthur: B|
LaRapire: Yes, we have a deal~
ImSooYong: Andyoudidn'tletmefinish.
NihonDesu: He's too young for this.
NihonDesu: -hooks arm around waist-
Chuuchanaru: (8D ~ <3)
NihonDesu: -drags away-
Chuuchanaru: (Oh, France. I love you.)
ImSooYong: Now he'll just be confu- -squeak!- ...-FLAIL- RAAAPE
NihonDesu: (( God, two accounts. This is getting confusing. ))
XiaoBaozhu: Wait, then...*looks at France* Did you give France the kittens?! Cause everyone talks about him whenever I ask about this!
NihonDesu: -stares at-
NihonDesu: I am not raping you.
LaRapire: .... pffffft
GentlemanArthur: ....... not at all >////<
ImSooYong: You're doing it in the classical sense, da ze. Seizing my erson against my will.
XiaoBaozhu: ...*is even more confused* ??????
NihonDesu: . . . . .
ImSooYong: RAAAAAPE
NihonDesu: -hands to China-
Chuuchanaru: *siiiigh* Xiao didi Jia Long.
XiaoBaozhu: Whats rape?
GentlemanArthur: ....................
Chuuchanaru: Listen to me now, okays?
ImSooYong: -blink- ...Hiya da ze. 8D
XiaoBaozhu: Yes dagua!
XiaoBaozhu: *attentive face*
NihonDesu: ... -on second thought, covers Soo Yongs Mouth-
ImSooYong: !!!
ImSooYong: (So mean, Kiku. XD)
NihonDesu: (( ... love you~ ))
GentlemanArthur: *still spluttering over how he did no such thing with france*
ImSooYong: (Love you too. Just not as Korea. XD)
LaRapire: (( oh, you remember~ drunken nights~ ))
LaRapire: (( Or maybe you don't remember. ))
LaRapire: (( never mind~! ))
GentlemanArthur: ((d-do not! D8))
Chuuchanaru: (I do. xD)
Chuuchanaru: (I mean ... )
LaRapire: (( threesomes~ ))
LaRapire: (( <3 ))
GentlemanArthur: (........itneverhappened)
ImSooYong: (Inner North huffs in emo corner)
Chuuchanaru: (The opium wars/rape, yes. *nodnod*)
GentlemanArthur: (NEVER. happened *covers ears*)
Chuuchanaru: (Pfft. It did so England.)
LaRapire: (( Alllllll niiiiiiiiiiiiiight ))
GentlemanArthur: (lalalala I CANT HEAR YOU)
LaRapire: (( -hipthrust- ))
Chuuchanaru: (XD)
ImSooYong: (Visuals)
GentlemanArthur: (*goes ever redder* >///////>)
Chuuchanaru: (Francis, they don't need reanactments.)
XiaoBaozhu: (yes we do)
LaRapire: (( Of course they do! ))
ImSooYong: ( Wait I wanna get kimchi first! )
Chuuchanaru: (*facepalm*)
Chuuchanaru: C'mon Francis, we going now. *drags him away*
LaRapire: ...... -grins- Alright
XiaoBaozhu: WAIT!
GentlemanArthur: ohthankgod
XiaoBaozhu: You were gonna explain...T-T
Chuuchanaru: Ah -?
GentlemanArthur: no he wasnt
GentlemanArthur: B|
Chuuchanaru: Oh ...
XiaoBaozhu: *sulks in corner* You all want me to be ignorant...
GentlemanArthur: we'll tell you when you're older, lad
Chuuchanaru: No ignorant, Xiao didi. Innocent!
ImSooYong: -was ductaped and acoosted-
ImSooYong: -so cannot explain-
Chuuchanaru: It hard to not be child anymore when childhood is explained away, aru. *pats Hong Kong on the head* I only want you enjoy yourself, as long as possible.
XiaoBaozhu: Its the same thing. *blank stare* England, make me something to eat. I will go out with dignity.
XiaoBaozhu: Or at least end my misery.
Chuuchanaru: D8
LaRapire: ..... oh mon dieu
LaRapire: don't commit sucide!
LaRapire: at such a young age!
XiaoBaozhu: (SEPUKKU!!)
GentlemanArthur: ...... what do you mean by that B|
NihonDesu: (( NUUUUUUUUU ))
NihonDesu: (( trust me, I tried it. Korea stops you. ))
Chuuchanaru: (XD)
XiaoBaozhu: I love your cooking England. Please make me something delicious, and cute. Maybe shaped like a BROKEN HEART.
NihonDesu: (( And hands you over to the American =u= like a traitor ))
VietPhoenix: [It's because he cares]
XiaoBaozhu: (Not America! Maybe I should rethink this? XD)
Gyeolmal: ( No, not really, da ze. I just wanted him to suffer some justice. )
Chuuchanaru: (America make you say horrible things like, "five dolla, cheap cheap~" and the like. I don't like him much, aru. B|)
Gyeolmal: (Was it bitter, Kiku? I hope so.)
VietPhoenix: [Just give the poor child to Viet, she knows how to handle those young upstarts! -just looks how Thailand and Cambodia turned out~-]
XiaoBaozhu: (He bought all the pics I have of you in a dress though China~)
Chuuchanaru: (Like I said: I no like him much.)
Gyeolmal: (...One of them is a crossdresser and the other is a crazy, da ze. No offense. -pats Vietnam-)
VietPhoenix:
NihonDesu: (( pfft. ))
Chuuchanaru: Phuong! I trying to take France away from Hong Kong, so I can rape hi-- I mean, take him home. Maybe you explain what aphrodisiac is to Hong Kong?
Gyeolmal: (-petpet- I don't judge, Noona.)
LaRapire: .... <3
VietPhoenix: I....Yeah you take France, I can explain things to Hong Kong in a way that won't totally wreck his brain, since that seems to be the issue...
Chuuchanaru: 8D Xie xie, Xiao meimei! *hugs her*
XiaoBaozhu: *cries in frustraion* I don't care if I'm destroyed, I just want to know!
NihonDesu: ...;;
Chuuchanaru: *grabs Francis's ropes* Maybe my house is closer, aru?
VietPhoenix: Also be careful Big Brother Yao, Francis is the devil. -walks over to Hong Kong- Alright I'll explain whatever you wanna know, shall we go sit somewhere quieter?
LaRapire: Oui~ I suppose it is.
Chuuchanaru: Devil, aru? *looks down at Francis*
Gyeolmal: (-leaving North out of this as he'll only try to cockblock France from seducing his Hyungnim-)
LaRapire: ... -innocent smile?-
XiaoBaozhu: Ok....*sniffle*
VietPhoenix: -smiles a little as she thinks up a proper response- Well...they're like herbs that make you feel really good, and sometimes make you make very poor decisions, they're not always a good thing, even though they make you feel nice. You understand?
VietPhoenix: [You mean when you used them ON HER and explained later whatever it was you did?]
LaRapire: (( Hey! He wouldn't do THAT. ))
Chuuchanaru: (*bows to Viet* You save me, aru! Xie xie!)
VietPhoenix: [-shakes fist at France-]
XiaoBaozhu: Portugal said they're feel good medicine, so why didn't England want them when he was crying?
VietPhoenix: Because they make you feel good in different ways then making you happy, and like I said, they make you think like you don't usually do, and sometimes you do things you regret.
VietPhoenix: [LikeFrance...-IMEANWHAT]
LaRapire: (( 8D? ))
Chuuchanaru: (D8 You and Vietnam, Faguo??)
VietPhoenix: [SHE WILL ADMIT: You are handsome, and you are sweet, but you are also a hedonist and a fool]
LaRapire: (( -hands HK aphrodisiac- you should try that when you're around someone you love~ ))
VietPhoenix: [-smacks France- STAY AWAY FROM THE CHILD]
LaRapire: (( D8!! ))
XiaoBaozhu: (*curiously pokes it* I love dagua...*eats*)
LaRapire: (( ... crud, not like that. ))
XiaoBaozhu: (*woozy* Dagua~*giggle*)
Gyeolmal: (SRSLY, DA ZE.)
Chuuchanaru: >.>
Gyeolmal: (-strangles Frenchman-)
VietPhoenix: [FrancisIwillkillyou.Iwillcastrateyou,andthenIwillkillyou]
LaRapire: (( I meant when you -dead- ))
LaRapire: (( plznostrangle ;A; ))
YandereMacau: (*YANDERE EYES ON FRANCE* *smilesmile* what did you just do)
Gyeolmal: (=pause- Ooh, I like that idea better, Noona. <3)
LaRapire: (( ;;A;; ))
LaRapire: (( I MEANT FOR HIM TO TAKE IT WHEN HE WAS AROUND SOMEONE HE WAS ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED WITH DAMNIT. ))
VietPhoenix: [-grabs a knife- -evil smirk- -obviously she's been taking lessons from Belarus-]
XiaoBaozhu: (Dagua~~~<3 *stumbles to China*)
LaRapire: (( ....... -CRAI- ))
Chuuchanaru: Ahh! Don't castrate my France!
Gyeolmal: -picks up HK- -carries away from China-
XiaoBaozhu: I feel funny dagua....
XiaoBaozhu: *wiggles* Mou~
YandereMacau: .......... Kong, amigo... you might wanna go lay down;;;;
Gyeolmal: -AFTER handing him to Vietnam-
LaRapire: PleaseohgodnohavemercyPhong
LaRapire: TTATT
XiaoBaozhu: Lay down? It's kinda~*giggle squirm* It's kinda warm in here...*reaches for shirt ties*
Chuuchanaru: ;A; *shields France with body* Xiao meimei, please don't!
Gyeolmal: -gently takes his hand, shaking his head- Aniyo, da ze. We'll get you somewhere cool.
Gyeolmal: -unaware he could be provoking...ahem...reactions;;-
XiaoBaozhu: *gasps* Oh no!
YandereMacau: *skitters off to bring HK a glass of water* here you go
XiaoBaozhu: It feels weird!
VietPhoenix: -snarls at France- Give me one reason for me to not kill you idiot. -raaawrr pent up frustration with the Frenchman-
EnSvenskTiger: -broke mah face \o/- ]]
Gyeolmal: Ohnoes!)
VietPhoenix: [D:]
LaRapire: ;;A;;
LaRapire: -EPIC SAD FAIS-
EnSvenskTiger: I seem to have gotten stuck in a perma scowl -can't even make self laugh- ]]
Gyeolmal: ...;; Er...water might...help?;;
LaRapire: (( .... watch Francis get his balls cut off. ))
LaRapire: (( that'll make you laugh. ))
Gyeolmal: YOU'VE GONE TO THE DARK SIDE OF SVE-DOM))
XiaoBaozhu: *drinks water and pants* Its stil hoooo~ooot!
YandereMacau: flush the damned crap out of his system, North.
Gyeolmal: -looks at, bemused- Do I look like a doctor, da ze?;;
XiaoBaozhu: Mou~ North....*watery eyes* I feel funny! T^T
YandereMacau: thus the water xD;; *has experience with drugs*
YandereMacau: *coughmafiacough*
Gyeolmal: -pats HK- Shhh, it'll be alright, da ze.
Gyeolmal: ((North only shows his soft side to family that isn't Kiku)
XiaoBaozhu: *sniffle* Really?
VietPhoenix: Francis, you've really crossed the line, you always say you mean well, but you know bad things always happen when you try to help people. Unless you've forgotten what you did to me, can you even think anymore? He's a KID you think he could understand the concequences or what you meant? -rraaaawwrrrr-
Chuuchanaru: Phuong, please leave France alone! Do it for me, aru ~ ;A;
XiaoBaozhu: I lub North dagua too...but this feel good drug only makes feel kinda hungry...\
Gyeolmal: -pet- Really. The three of us--you, me, and Cai--are just going to gosomehwere, nice, dark, and cool, and drink plenty of water. That sound good, da ze?
Gyeolmal: -small grin, nodding- Food too.
YandereMacau: and I'll bring some cute snacks!
LaRapire: Je suis désolé! -covers head with arms-
VietPhoenix: Big Brother, I love you dearly, but I can't let him get away without getting some sense knocked into his thick idiot skull.
XiaoBaozhu: *is thirsty* Yeah~can it be cute panda food like China dagua makes?
YandereMacau: s-sure 8D;;; *makes a fail panda, but he can try*
XiaoBaozhu: It's cute! *stabs it's eye out with a spoon and eats it*
NihonDesu: -Just watches the chaos camly- ... -sips tea-
Chuuchanaru: (XD Japan ... )
Gyeolmal: ... -amused- -pats HK's hair, sitting down and staying it out-
LaRapire: (( wai so much crack. ))
Gyeolmal: -pulls out some peppero- -offers one to Cai also-
YandereMacau: *snorts in amusement* well at least you like it
XiaoBaozhu: Ah~! England says I shouldn't eat the eyes first...like I shouldn't talk about blood around women. T^T
YandereMacau: *accepts and noms happily*
XiaoBaozhu: *eats ear instead of other eye*
YandereMacau: pffff - englands stuffy. I think it's only HIM you shouldn't talk about those things around =3=
XiaoBaozhu: Like I shouldn't ask him about sex and kittens?
LaRapire: (( SexKittens. ))
Gyeolmal: -snort- For fear of offending his 'finer Western sensibilities'. -smirk-
XiaoBaozhu: (My favorite kind! X3)
Chuuchanaru: (XD France. *glomplove*)
YandereMacau: exactly. S'why mamae likes him so much. He's so.... adorably repressed is what he called him once.
EnSvenskTiger: .... how did I keep a straight face through that]]
VietPhoenix: -sighs and drops knife, sulking, torn by the conflict of hurting someone she hates...and hurting someone Big Brother cares for.-
LaRapire: (( I dun know sweden. ))
LaRapire: (( PROTECTION. FRANCIS FINALLY HAS IT. ))
LaRapire: (( -shot- ))
LaRapire: (( From both North and Viet ))
VietPhoenix: [Don't abuse it -shakes fist-]
YandereMacau: (TOO BAD. HES ALREADY GOT AN STD /shotdead)
LaRapire: (( I swear I won't. ))
Gyeolmal: (( South still loves you, Hyung! ))
LaRapire: (( PFFFFT MACAU ))
XiaoBaozhu: *wiggles into a chair* My yinjing hurts... DB|
XiaoBaozhu: WHAT DID YOU GIVE ME FRANCE!!
Gyeolmal: ...;;;;
LaRapire: ;;;;
YandereMacau: .... xD;
Chuuchanaru: 8D France, I think it time to go!
LaRapire: yeah
Chuuchanaru: *drag drag*
LaRapire: might be for the best -follows-
YandereMacau: have fun yeye!
YandereMacau: /leers at france
Gyeolmal: -gives HK more water-
Chuuchanaru: I will, aru!
Gyeolmal: -also leer-
LaRapire: ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Gyeolmal: -but with more hostility and promise of pain-
Chuuchanaru: *happily oblivious*
LaRapire: ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
VietPhoenix: -shuffles off an sits in a corner sulking because she almost made Big Brother upset-
LaRapire: -cry on inside-
Gyeolmal: -notices Phuong is free- Noona!
Gyeolmal: -gestures to HK- Think you can help, da ze? You're the physician.
YandereMacau: *pats HK on the head* just chill, amigo.
LaRapire: (( d'awwwwwww, that's a prety pink dress China ))
Chuuchanaru: (B|)
Gyeolmal: (... -covers nose with sleeve and silently RELUCTANTLY agrees-)
YandereMacau: (..... a cougar AND a crossdresser? IknewIwantedtostaywithPortugal)
Gyeolmal: (Owharsh)
Chuuchanaru: (I not a girl! Dx)
Gyeolmal: (-pat- You're one-hundred percent man, da ze)
XiaoBaozhu: (*holds up ceelphone pic* This says otherwise.)
Gyeolmal: (Youalsolookverygoodinadressbutthat'sbesidethepoint)
Chuuchanaru: (I no crossdress. I no do these things! Interwebs has destroyed my good image, aru!)
Chuuchanaru: (B|)
YandereMacau: (and yet you can't refute the cougar bit >> *hides behind the couch*)
Gyeolmal: (...-is North Korea- ...-you want to talk bad PR?-)
LaRapire: (( OHMYGOD YOU GUYS WERE SERIOUS ABOUT SWITZ AND AUSTRIA LAST NIGHT!? ))
XiaoBaozhu: (Well you don't have a closet full of dresses like England does, but I have more pics of your curiosity archived in my phone dagua.)
XiaoBaozhu: (YUS, IT HAPPENED!!!)
LaRapire: (( -snerk- A years worth of coffee beans ))
LaRapire: (( AWESOME. ))
Chuuchanaru: (Swiss and Austria. *rolls*)
Chuuchanaru: (That was pain to archive, by the by. *dies*)
XiaoBaozhu: (But we love you fo doing it. *cuddles*)
NihonDesu: (( -patpat- ))
LaRapire: (( -gropes- ))
Gyeolmal: (( FFFFFFFFFF-))
Chuuchanaru: (8D *pounces on France*)
LaRapire: (( <3 ))
XiaoBaozhu: (I'm still right here! *flails and falls to ground, unbalanced*)
Gyeolmal: ((...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF))
XiaoBaozhu: (*wibble cry* DAGUAAAAAA~)
Chuuchanaru: (I no can hear you, Xiao didi. Sorry! *is too preoccupied with Francis*)
LaRapire: (( -carries off to the bedroom- ))
XiaoBaozhu: (I wasn't crying for YOU China! *makes grabby motions at North*)
Gyeolmal: (-blink- ?)
YandereMacau: (..... *holds out hand to HK* ?)
NihonDesu: (( you should call China Yeye. ))
Chuuchanaru: (DON'T CALL ME THAT! )
YandereMacau: ((YOU SHOULD 8DD *shouldn't be the only one*)
NihonDesu: (( -looks at- .... Nihao Yeye. ))
Chuuchanaru: (*resumes being carried off happily*)
Chuuchanaru: (D8< Japan! And you wonder why I hate you so much?)
XiaoBaozhu: (Hmmmm, okay! China yeye, North, south, etc. dagua!)
Chuuchanaru: (*crumbles, falls apart and dies on the inside*)
XiaoBaozhu: (*doesn't care cause China left him to go make kittens*)
Chuuchanaru: T^T
Gyeolmal: (...-likes kittens-...)
LaRapire: -yay kittens-
XiaoBaozhu: (WITH FRANCE WHO JUST DRUGGED ME!!!)
Gyeolmal: (-but the kittens ARE A LIE-)
Chuuchanaru: *clings to France* My family hates me!
LaRapire: (( I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO. ))
XiaoBaozhu: (Che, liar!)
LaRapire: (( ;;;;;A;;;;;; ))
Gyeolmal: (North loves you, Hyungnim. Youhavenoideahowmuchcrai)
YandereMacau: (*is very obvious that he wants to go back to being a portuguese colony XD;*)
Gyeolmal: (-shoots in France's direction-)
XiaoBaozhu: (France you jerk!)
Chuuchanaru: (I love you too, North. <3 justnotinthatway)
Gyeolmal: (-EMOCORNER-)
Gyeolmal: (...-WITH NUKE PLUSHIE AND KITTENS-)
LaRapire: (( ... -offers Cheese as a peace offering?- ))
XiaoBaozhu: (NO! Cheese upsets me somehow! *blames England for this*)
NihonDesu: (( ... meow. ))
LaRapire: (( ;A; um.... -offers good food- ))
Gyeolmal: (-shoots in Japan's direction, too-)
NihonDesu: (( better yet, Nyan. ))
Chuuchanaru: (XD)
Chuuchanaru: (XD)
Gyeolmal: (-BANGBANG-)
XiaoBaozhu: (*accepts and goes to pet Japan cause he sounds like a kitten*)
Gyeolmal: (...Tch. -goes back to corner-)
YandereMacau: (8D;;;; *goes to join north in the emo corner*)
XiaoBaozhu: *glances at emocorner in vague interest* Japan...I think you would look good in blue.
Gyeolmal: ...-offers kitten and peppero-
YandereMacau: *accepts* =3= y'know north, sometimes I feel too european to be considered an asian *odd asian out*
NihonDesu: ....?
Gyeolmal: -smiles slightly- -rubs back- Asian enough by my standards, da ze.
NihonDesu: Blue?
YandereMacau: *siiiiighs* thanks, North. *pets kitten*
XiaoBaozhu: But...*frown frown* I don't know anything about your country's current fashions. T^T
Gyeolmal: ...Don't let it get to you, da ze. Think of it as being able to access two full worlds. -nom-
NihonDesu: ;; Nani?
YandereMacau: (lol. I think I have something to add to macaus personality. He has a naturally low blood-sugar level that makes him really cranky to be around XD which is why people are always bribing him with sweets to keep him cheerful and non-yandere)
YandereMacau: or to watch both worlds from the outside
Gyeolmal: (North does it naturally XD)
YandereMacau: (XDD *thumbs up*)
XiaoBaozhu: YEs, cause China yeye looks good in red and Liechtenstein looks good in pink.
LaRapire: ....;;
XiaoBaozhu: And I think you'd look good in blue~<3 *dashes off to dig out a dress*
LaRapire: (( wait, wrong account. ))
Gyeolmal: -shrug- Gives you a chance to pick and choose the best from both options. Whatever is frivolous, you can discard.
Chuuchanaru: ;A: Call me dagua. *weeps*
NihonDesu: ...;;
XiaoBaozhu: *is busy searching for a dress and ignoring china*
Chuuchanaru: *goes in search of Francis's antiqued guillotine*
LaRapire: Closet, to the left.
Chuuchanaru: Xie xie ...
XiaoBaozhu: *comes back with pretty blue kimono* I couldn't find a dress, but I think you'd like this better anyway! It has fishes on it!
LaRapire: what are you going to use it for anyways?
NihonDesu: Um, I don't exactly...
XiaoBaozhu: FISHES
Gyeolmal: -glances at Japan- ... -smiiirk-
NihonDesu: ;;
NihonDesu: .....
NihonDesu: You know who I think would look better in it?
XiaoBaozhu: *wibble* You don't like it?
Gyeolmal: ...-eyes narrow, smirk vanishing into a line-
YandereMacau: *raises an eyebrow* .....
XiaoBaozhu: *tears up*
NihonDesu: ah, no, don't cry.... -pats awkwardly-
Gyeolmal: -huggles kitten, ignoring Japan nao-
XiaoBaozhu: *brightens suspiciously fast* So you'll wear it~<3?
NihonDesu: ;;;;
XiaoBaozhu: 8D
NihonDesu: what if I told you it would look... amazing on someone else...
XiaoBaozhu: ...*suspicious* Who?
NihonDesu: ...... Phuong.
XiaoBaozhu: But I got it special for YOU Kiku dagua~
NihonDesu: ;;;;;;; I bet Yong Soo would look stunning in it.
Gyeolmal: . . .
YandereMacau: .... *snickersnort*
Gyeolmal: -slooow turn- -glower-
NihonDesu: ;;
XiaoBaozhu: *scowl* If you didn't like you could have just said so...*sniffle*
NihonDesu: Eh.... d-don't cry.
Gyeolmal: ...-eases killer intent- -huggles kitten sulkily-
NihonDesu: -petpet-
XiaoBaozhu: (Nerk, now HK is gonna be stuck on getting everyone into womens clothing! He wasn't supposed to be so weird!)
YandereMacau: *pats north on the back*
Gyeolmal: (North would look more threatening without kitten. XD)
Gyeolmal: -nod- Gamsa. -petpetpet-
XiaoBaozhu: *puppy eyes* Please wear it~?*whimper whimper*
VietPhoenix: [Does this mean he'll get Viet to dress like a man? Because she's a...she and already wears womens clothing!]
NihonDesu: a-ah.....
Gyeolmal: (You can convince South most li- YOU ARE DEAD JAPAN.)
NihonDesu: -sighs, defeated-
NihonDesu: fine.
XiaoBaozhu: (Huh, maybe?)
NihonDesu: (( -RUNS- ))
Gyeolmal: (-CHASE-)
Chuuchanaru: *watches family feud*
YandereMacau: (*laughs at japan*)
VietPhoenix: [-giggle- Not that she would mind, she is content to make family happy]
XiaoBaozhu: *glee* 8D
XiaoBaozhu: (watches the running)
NihonDesu: (( -benny hill theme go- ))
Gyeolmal: (-as soon as the kitten is safe TAKES OUT GUN AND BEGINS SHOOTING AT-
NihonDesu: (( -runs moar- ))
Gyeolmal: (COWARD)
NihonDesu: (( OH, LIKE USING A GUN ON AN UNARMED MAN ISN'T. ))
Gyeolmal: (DON'T GIVE ME THAT BULL DA ZE I KNOW YOU HAVE YOUR SWORD.)
VietPhoenix: [BEHAVE THE TWO OF YOU -flail-
NihonDesu: (( NOT ON ME. ))
Gyeolmal: (-manic slasher grin- HOW MUCH USE IS IT THEN, NIHON? -shootshootshoot-)
LaRapire: (( .... -LAUNCHES KITTEN ATTACK- ))
LaRapire: (( -suddenly kittens fall from the sky- ))
LaRapire: (( -cuz he totally has cat powers that he and Greece share.- ))
XiaoBaozhu: (NOT THE KITTEN!! *TACKLES nORTH TO GROUND TO PROTECT KITTENS*)
YandereMacau: (*is covered in kitten* o3o)
Gyeolmal: (-stop- . . . -quirks. eyebrow- Ki- -tackled- oof!)
Gyeolmal: (...I wasn't going to hurt the kittens, da ze.
Chuuchanaru: (Why are all my siblings so f*cked up? Dx What did I do wrooooong??)
XiaoBaozhu: *is reassured* FRANCE, YOU PUT KITTENS IN DANGER! *no longer accepting of peace offering*
Gyeolmal: (Crazy!North, Deactivated)
XiaoBaozhu: (You told me to be Hong Kong. :|)
LaRapire: I WAS TRYING TO STOP NORTH FROM KILLING US ALL.
Gyeolmal: (This one is on Kiku's head, Hyungnim.)
XiaoBaozhu: THE KITTENS FRANCE, THE KITTENS!
Gyeolmal: -looks at nearby kitten- -coos it over, petting- -strangely calm now-
XiaoBaozhu: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Drugging young boys, putting kittens in danger! OFFERING ME CHEESE!!!
VietPhoenix: Where the hell did all of these cats come from? -soconfused- -so proud of HK for his Francehate though-
LaRapire: ;;;;;
LaRapire: I was trying to help
XiaoBaozhu: By endangering kittens?!
Gyeolmal: (It's okay, France, South still loves you. As does China)
VietPhoenix: Sounds a bit reckless France..
Chuuchanaru: Don't yell at France, Xiao didi. He's European. He can't help his failures.
XiaoBaozhu: I thought you were better than that, you gave me delicious food! T-T
LaRapire: ;A;
VietPhoenix: [[Viet secretly loves you deep down...very...very...deep...down...somewhere...]
LaRapire: Kittens stop North from being crazy
XiaoBaozhu: China yeye! Are you defending him after he drugged me and put kittens in danger and OFFERED ME CHEESE?!?!?!
Gyeolmal: -sits up, cradling kittens- -petpetpetpet-
Chuuchanaru: B|
XiaoBaozhu: *wibble cry* North! *runs to cuddle kittens with North in much distress*
LaRapire: (( murder, arson, and jaywalking anyone? ))
Gyeolmal: -looks at- ... -offers kitten, rubbing his back and petting another in his lap-
Chuuchanaru: At least France is decent towards me. *nolovingwordsfromfamilyhurtsaru*
Gyeolmal: ((The few things North will be nice to: Family (sans Kiku), people that haven't quite pissed him off yet, and kittens)
XiaoBaozhu: *sniffle* Th-thank you dagua. *petpetpet*
Gyeolmal: -glances at Yao, blank faced- . . . -looks away from, even more depressed-
XiaoBaozhu: I love you China yeye, but you hurt me by defending that country! At least england properly hated him...sort of...except when he gave France kittens.
Chuuchanaru: D'8
VietPhoenix: -lingers quietly in the background, still looking a bit hurt by China's support of someone who did mean things to her, and now to HK-
Chuuchanaru: *flail*
XiaoBaozhu: *sad kitten cuddling* It's okay kitty, I won't let the crazy european hurt you!
Gyeolmal: ...-gestures Vietnam over, offering yet another kitten-
Gyeolmal: (EmoCorner--full of Azns, kittens, and a nuke plushie.)
VietPhoenix: -opts to stay where she is, she doesn't like cats that much.-
VietPhoenix:
Gyeolmal: (They eat dog in Korea, too. Just not the ones they keep as pets)
XiaoBaozhu: (Its illegal to eat dog in Hong Kong. 8\)
Gyeolmal: (Make her a bird person?)
Chuuchanaru: (China too. Good source of meat, sad to say.)
VietPhoenix: [Same for her I think, but it still feels in bad taste to call her a dog person lol. YES she is a bird person!]
VietPhoenix: [Chinaalsoeatscats...]
Chuuchanaru: (Indeed. >D)
XiaoBaozhu: (Which is also illegal to eat in HK)
VietPhoenix: [And I forget which asian nation has it's creepy dead animal wine]
XiaoBaozhu: *suddenly hates China for no apparent reason*
Gyeolmal: (Being a teenager, mebbe?)
XiaoBaozhu: (Oh no, teenage angst. XD)
Chuuchanaru: You hate me because of England and his stuffy-European-ways.
Gyeolmal: (Dem hormones gonna f-- you up)
VietPhoenix: [ALSO I decided. We need a Thailand. Just...we need him here, HK can make him wear as many dresses as he wanted.]
XiaoBaozhu: (It makes me HAPPY, also YUS, WE NEED THAILAND! =O)
VietPhoenix: [Cambodia agrees with me, but mostly so that then she can have her two bickering/overbearing siblings lol]
Chuuchanaru: (*groans* Don't encourage him, Phuong.)
VietPhoenix:
NihonDesu: (( -gropes North, because I'm feeling Cracky.- ))
VietPhoenix: [-and we wonder why Thailand and Cambodia came out so badly-]
Gyeolmal: (. . .w. t. f. da. ze.)
LaRapire: (( Oh wait, wrong account. ))
LaRapire: (( damnit. )()
Chuuchanaru: *feels betrayed suddenly*
LaRapire: (( -gropes North. Fer realz- ))
Gyeolmal: (>8 | )
LaRapire: (( -run away- ))
XiaoBaozhu: Why does everyone I cuddle with get groped by france?! T^T
Gyeolmal: (FFF-! -pulls out gun- GET BACK HERE! ////!!!!)
Gyeolmal: -pets HK-
XiaoBaozhu: *feels better*
YandereMacau: ..... *is still under a pile of kittens* =3= I'm drowning in cute...
Gyeolmal: ...-snerk- Indeed, da ze. -amused-
XiaoBaozhu: Thats the best way to drown. Better than drowning in my dinner anyway. *looks pointedly at China*
LaRapire: (( -goes and kisses China, quickly gropes, and continues running- ))
YandereMacau: *plucks a kitten off his head and puts it on his lap with the others*
Gyeolmal: -chuckles- -small smile-
Chuuchanaru: I was going to lay myself under France's guillotine and commit suicide that way. Better than Bird Nest's soup, aru? B|
YandereMacau: *holds out a kitten to north*
Gyeolmal: -accepts- Gamsa.
XiaoBaozhu: Yes, much better. I couldn't eat the soup after you'd tried to drown yourself in it after all.
AntiHeroJones: (( .... well this ought to be fun. ))
Gyeolmal: ((...shit.))
YandereMacau: (ohfuck)
AntiHeroJones: (( -grins- ))
Gyeolmal: -nuzzles kitten-
AntiHeroJones: (( -stalks towards North- Hello ther Yong Soo.
YandereMacau: (*peers at jones suspiciously*)
VietPhoenix: [[[What the devil is wrong with the American? ._.]
Gyeolmal: -stiffens- ... -glance- ... -snort- Not now, da ze, I'm not in the mood. -ignore-
AntiHeroJones: -chuckles- did I ask you if it was okay?
VietPhoenix: [[because if he's evil, don't get him near Vietnam...baaaad memories...]]
AntiHeroJones: (( yeah, you might wanna stay away Viet;; ))
Gyeolmal: -turns to glare at hi- . . . -notices something...off-...
XiaoBaozhu: *is suddenly chilled* U-uh...*hides behind North*
VietPhoenix: [[-Viet muse weeps quitely- YEAH she will ah..be over...in a corner...not...being..there -as much as having him torment her would be fun...]
YandereMacau: *hands HK the pile of kittens that he was under*
XiaoBaozhu: *is drowning in kittens*
Gyeolmal: ((Good idea, Noona. -protectiveprotective-)
AntiHeroJones: -slides over-
XiaoBaozhu: *huddles under kittens*
YandereMacau: *bristles*
XiaoBaozhu: D-don't hurt the kittens! *hopes North will protect those too*
Gyeolmal: -stands up suddenly, moving towards him and a bit to the side- -trying to distract from the younger ones-
Chuuchanaru: *stands besides North, wok and ladle in hand*
Chuuchanaru: (Protect the family, aru! *big brother instincts take priority*)
Chuuchanaru: B| Nihao.
Gyeolmal: -quiet glower- You're not welcome here, da ze.
AntiHeroJones: Oh, and why not?
YandereMacau: asians only. Or did you not notice, blindey? B|
AntiHeroJones: Oh, so it's racist time here?
YandereMacau: *sneers* you would know best
Gyeolmal: Don't pretend to be stupid, da ze. With that face you pull it off a bit too well. -trying to distract-
YandereMacau: (macau = has a death wish =3=;;)
Gyeolmal: (North: -has more of one to protect Macau from his-)
AntiHeroJones: -grins- Really now?
AntiHeroJones: Tell me, I really want to know... how stupid do you think I am Yong Soo?
YandereMacau: oh, sorry. Do I need to spell it out for you? *sweetest yandere smile he can give*
Gyeolmal: Cai. -keeping his eyes on Jones- I can handle my own battles, da ze.
XiaoBaozhu: *crawls out of kittens and gathers them up* Come on, we'll go hide you in a corner somewhere that Phuong isn't. Wouldn't want to tempt her into cooking...
AntiHeroJones: (( -SNERK- ))
YandereMacau: *smile fades with a sigh* sorry, North. He just rubs me the wrong way all the time.
Gyeolmal: ((Good job, HK. XD)
XiaoBaozhu: ((^_^))
Gyeolmal: I understand. But this is not the American to mess with idly.
XiaoBaozhu: (I'll rub you the RIGHT way. *eyebrow wiggle*)
YandereMacau: (LOL - sorry amigo. I'm already taken :'D *preens none the less*)
Gyeolmal: (By a Mexico!)
YandereMacau: (<3 mexico~)
DulcePerra: (( We have a spicy relationship~! ))
YandereMacau: (:'D sweet and spicy~)
XiaoBaozhu: (( Aww, no one wants to risk prison for HK. :'(
Chuuchanaru: (And oddly straight. xD)
Gyeolmal: (( -too much UST for America, sorry- XD))
BlackPhoenixViet: [[-just gonna lurk on this now-]]
YandereMacau: (XD; one thing he didn't get from either of his father figures)
Gyeolmal: ((OHSHI-))
Chuuchanaru: *glances over* Phuong?
AntiHeroJones: .... -quirks eyebrow-
Gyeolmal: . . . -pales-
XiaoBaozhu: *drops a kitten* Kitty, noooo!
AntiHeroJones: (( .... -smirk- ))
Gyeolmal: ((XD HK, I love you for taking out the drama))
AntiHeroJones: (( -wants to play- ))
BlackPhoenixViet: -says nothing-
Gyeolmal: (( !!!!! ))
XiaoBaozhu: ((*fears your idea of play*))
BlackPhoenixViet: [PLAY WITH DARK VIET, the shadow was your ally when you tried to murder her!]
Gyeolmal: ((youshould))
AntiHeroJones: (( Such lovely times, were they not? ))
BlackPhoenixViet: [Delightful. It's a shame you turned coward and left.]
AntiHeroJones: (( -grin thats more of a grimace- ))
Gyeolmal: ((...-feels very much the Forgotten War at the moment-))
Chuuchanaru: (*pats Korea on the back*)
XiaoBaozhu: *gathers up dropped kitten and scurries away from both Jones and Scary!Viet*
Gyeolmal: -swallows- ... -shifts hands in sleeves, glancing between them-
BlackPhoenixViet: Why are you so afraid Yong Soo?
Chuuchanaru: *gulps slightly*
YandereMacau: *blinks, has no real idea whats going on*
Gyeolmal: ...I do not fear, da ze.
BlackPhoenixViet: [
Gyeolmal: ((Both Koreas just wanted to help their sis. In different ways))
AntiHeroJones: (( it was a sad war, truly. ))
BlackPhoenixViet: [indeed. >:][
AntiHeroJones: (( ... maybe I should have said that on the other account. Everything this one posts seems sarcastic to me. ))
And then there was some stuff, some peoples left, Hong Kong got really tired of copy/pasting, and now this! BTW, that’s gelato shaped like a tomato that I’m swirling brains into. Got it from Lovi!
XiaoBaozhu: And look! If I do this~ *swirls spoon in the scooped out portion* It looks like a head who's brains are exposed! *glee*
Microandorra: . . .
Chuuchanaru: DB
Microandorra: D:
Tomatoesperfavore: Bl...
XiaoBaozhu: *notices china's face* But it doesn't bleed! Cause blood is...uh....not yummy! *glances sideways at Andorra in mild panic*
Tomatoesperfavore: You ruined my tomato-shaped gelato.
XiaoBaozhu: I made it better.
Microandorra: /disturbed
Tomatoesperfavore: It's not supposed to be a person with it's head gone! You eat tomatoes not people!
Chuuchanaru: *wipes HK's face* You making mess, aru.
XiaoBaozhu: *wrinkles nose and moves face away* Tomatoes look like little red brains when they're blanchednd peeled.
Microandorra: =|.....
XiaoBaozhu: I should know, England used to chase me with them before my eyebrows were cursed! He said they were the brains of kittens. T^T
Tomatoesperfavore: ....That's why you don't do that.
Chuuchanaru: ... what are you talking, xiao didi?
Tomatoesperfavore: You eat them like a normal person.
Tomatoesperfavore: ......And England is weirder than I thought.
Tomatoesperfavore: And that's saying something.
XiaoBaozhu: ...I don't know any normal people.
Chuuchanaru: B|
Microandorra: ;;;
Chuuchanaru: OH. I see, aru.
XiaoBaozhu: You tried to drown yourself in Bird's Nest Soup dagua.
Chuuchanaru: Only because you upset me!
XiaoBaozhu: That is NOT something normal peopel do. Especially when the soup is omeone elses.
XiaoBaozhu: Are you blaming me for you ruining my dinner?
Chuuchanaru: *nodnod* B|
XiaoBaozhu: *stink eye*
Chuuchanaru: I go practice my Kung Fu's now ...
XiaoBaozhu: *pulls out cellphone* Hey Lovi...
Microandorra: ..;;;
Tomatoesperfavore: What?
XiaoBaozhu: You wanna see something cute~<3?
Chuuchanaru: *knows what's coming and is doing best to ignore*
XiaoBaozhu: *brings up pics of China in a dress*
Tomatoesperfavore: ...What is it? -morbid curiousity-
Tomatoesperfavore: .....
Microandorra: ??
Tomatoesperfavore: China. -trying not to laugh-
XiaoBaozhu: Isn't dagua so pretty?!?! =D
Microandorra: -blinks-
Chuuchanaru: AIYAH ~ ! *rushes up, and karate chops cell-phone in half*
Microandorra: !!
Tomatoesperfavore: Pfff y-yeah he's pretty alright! Looks just like a-a girl!
XiaoBaozhu: O_O
XiaoBaozhu: DB<
XiaoBaozhu: MY CELLPHONE!!!! *clutches tightly to broken ceelphone charm of panda*
Tomatoesperfavore: -will forever remember that- -and can't take China seriously anymore-
XiaoBaozhu: H-how could you dagua?! *wibble tear*
Chuuchanaru: *wipes hands, while looking down at HK*
XiaoBaozhu: *wail cry*
Microandorra: A-ah... -feels sorry for both of them-
Chuuchanaru: You should know better. You push people too-too hard, they snap like bamboo.
XiaoBaozhu: Bamboo is more flexible than an old man like you! I HATE you yeye! *runs off to cry in corner*
Tomatoesperfavore: -still laughing at the image that will forever remain in his mind-
Chuuchanaru: *glowers at Lovi, before karating chopping him too*
Microandorra: D:!
Tomatoesperfavore: Ah! -flops over-
Microandorra: I-if it makes you feel better Mr. china! I think you’re handsome!
Chuuchanaru: *lowers karate stance* Y-you do, aru?
Microandorra: -nods- Uh huh!
Tomatoesperfavore: Why'd you karate chop me damnit!
Tomatoesperfavore: -teary-eyed- -crybaby-
XiaoBaozhu: *still wailing over two pieces of phone in the corner*
Chuuchanaru: You has no manners, aru! That why.
Microandorra: ahhh! -hugs Lovi and pets his hurt-
Tomatoesperfavore: Not my fault you dress like a girl in you spare time. -glaring but still teary-eyed-
XiaoBaozhu: *sniffle hiccup* Mou~dagua....I was just playing. *hiccup cry* A-and you were being so mean to me today! *clutches panda phone charm*
Microandorra: A-anyway! China you are very handsom, and nothing can change that! But it's mean to hit people. And ruin their cellphones!
XiaoBaozhu: *plots to send out a mass e-mail with China in a dress as the main attraction, followed closely by Japan in a women's kimono and then possibly France being pantsed, once he gets a pic of france being pantsed*
Microandorra: Hmmmm. -looks at Lovi's injury, and kisses it- There! That should make it better! =D /rushes off to comfort HK
Chuuchanaru: *sighs, dropping shoulders*
Chuuchanaru: I too-too old for this, aru.
XiaoBaozhu: *cackles evily* You will rue the breaking of my cellphone China yeye, RUE IT!
Microandorra: -to HK- Are you ok? :<
XiaoBaozhu: *evil smile* I'm jus' great 'Dorra. Srsly.
Tomatoesperfavore: -would help you pants France xD-))
Chuuchanaru: ... I rue the day you were born, aru. B|
Microandorra: -blinks- Really?
Tomatoesperfavore: Ouch.
XiaoBaozhu: Its a good thing England raised me, considering how JAPAN turned out under your guidance!
Microandorra: D:
Chuuchanaru: DB<
XiaoBaozhu: How's your back dagua?
Chuuchanaru: *lip trembles* It ... it's ...
Microandorra: /upset
XiaoBaozhu: *softens a little at china's cute-sad face* Cause I could rub some scar cream on it for you....if you want. *glances away blankly*
Tomatoesperfavore: -would comfort China if I wasn't... Lovi xD-))
Microandorra: ...:> /happy again
XiaoBaozhu: But I'm still mad! *huff*
Chuuchanaru: (BAH. You hurted China's feelings HK!)
Tomatoesperfavore: -kind of went over his head-
Tomatoesperfavore: That was mean xD))
XiaoBaozhu: (That’s the bad thing about siblings, they know what buttons to push!)
Tomatoesperfavore: Oh god yes.))
Microandorra: -runs back to Lovi- Are you feeling better?
Tomatoesperfavore: I-I'm fine! It didn't hurt that much or anything!
XiaoBaozhu: *or punch depending on your sibling. XD
Microandorra: 8D Ah good!
Chuuchanaru: *tries to remain dignified, his emotional scars coming unglued on the inside*
Chuuchanaru: (*irked by "didn't hurt that much"* XDD)
Microandorra: (haha the kiss that heals all, eh lovi? x3)
XiaoBaozhu: Dagua...? *starts to look worried* I...Are you alright? I didn't mean... *glances away again uncomfortably*
Tomatoesperfavore: Pff it hurt like woah xD He's just covering for himself))
Microandorra: (something dorra learned from spain hehe~)
XiaoBaozhu: ((Lol. XD))\
Chuuchanaru: (China has tiny fists of fury. *thatishiskungfuname*)
Tomatoesperfavore: Pfff))
Microandorra: -sits beside lovi, waiting for the brothers to make up-
XiaoBaozhu: *twists too-long sleeves anxiously* Dagua...?
Chuuchanaru: *glances over*
Tomatoesperfavore: -totally still not hurting from that crazy karate chop-
Tomatoesperfavore: -has a new-found fear of China and his karate chops-
XiaoBaozhu: I-I'm sorry dagua. I didn't mean to...I...um...
Microandorra: -glances at him- =|...are you sure you're alright?
Tomatoesperfavore: I-I'm fine damnit! Bl;;
Microandorra: -staaaares-
XiaoBaozhu: Dagua? *is begining to become upset due to guilt*
Tomatoesperfavore: -glares back-
Tomatoesperfavore: "Cause big boys don't cry~" -SHOT-))
Chuuchanaru: *face softens at Hong Kong* I no want to stay mad, xiao didi, but ...
Microandorra: /worried It's ok if it still hurts... maybe I didn't kiss it long enough?
Microandorra: <---thinks injuries can be healed like that ahaha thanks spain
XiaoBaozhu: *tears up* I- I'm sorry dagua! You're not old and Japan wasn't your fault and-and! *choke gasp sniffle*
Tomatoesperfavore: Damnit Spain xD))
Tomatoesperfavore: N-no way! -shakes head, embarrassed-
Chuuchanaru: (Buuuh! D'8 Hong Kong!)
XiaoBaozhu: (T^T)
Microandorra: =( Ok, if you insist...
Some more stuff about sentient alien mustaches and them taking over the world by living under Lovi’s nose….
XiaoBaozhu: T^T I'm sorry dagua!!! *cling cry*
Chuuchanaru: Don't say such mean things to me! *weeps, while stroking your hair*
XiaoBaozhu: Dagua!
And now Hong Kong needs sleep, cause work is in five or so hours. T^T
Wonsanji: -gromps HK- XD
XiaoBaozhu: *flails some more and then wiggles free* Is Kiku here?
Chuuchanaru: Nope.
XiaoBaozhu: Lucky Kiku then. :P
Wonsanji: Hold on, I’ll try to summon him. *wiggles sleeves*
Chuuchanaru: Noooo! Xiao didi, don't!
Wonsanji: -pause- Eh? 8D
Chuuchanaru: *duck tapes Hong Kong's mouth*
Wonsanji: Oh. -continues wiggling-
XiaoBaozhu: murhurdurmhhgj *scowls at China*
Chuuchanaru: Xiao didi Jia Long, ask too-too embarrassing questions last night. It best he stay quiet.
NihonDesu: ….
XiaoBaozhu: *sad face*
Chuuchanaru: Xiao didi Kiku!
Wonsanji: It worked! \o/ Summoning OIK, da ze!
Chuuchanaru: *tackles him*
NihonDesu: !!!!
Wonsanji: XD
XiaoBaozhu: *tugs at duct tape with a crazy glint in eyes*
Chuuchanaru: Go away, aru! You is no welcome!
LittleLily: -feels very odd now being surronded by asians-
NihonDesu: ....;;;
Wonsanji: 8D?;;
NihonDesu: -wants out-
Wonsanji: ...-gromps Yao and Kiku both- -grope-
NihonDesu: -jumps- Y-Yong Soo!
Chuuchanaru: D8< Xaoi didi Yong Soo!
Wonsanji: -mischievous grin- -dash!-
XiaoBaozhu: *gets tape off* !!!
Wonsanji: -grabs HK along-
XiaoBaozhu: You have to-GAH! *is grabbed*
Chuuchanaru: *stuffs Jia Long's face with sweets* Keep your mouth full! No want to hear you questions!
Wonsanji: -wonders how Yao catches up so fast-
XiaoBaozhu: *desperately tries to swallow*
Wonsanji: -picks HK up- -RUNS FASTER- XDDD
Chuuchanaru: (I'm Asian. That's all you need to know, aru.)
Chuuchanaru: H-HEY!
XiaoBaozhu: *cries a little in confusion/frustration*
Wonsanji: -patpat- Don't worry, da ze. It's just a game. ^_^
NihonDesu: -waits (totally like a ninja) for Yong Soo to pass-
Chuuchanaru: Xiao didi Kiku. Please, whatever Hong Kong ask you, do not answer him.
NihonDesu: .... -nods, but gives a questioning look-
Wonsanji: -begins to pass, whistling-
NihonDesu: -reaches out and grabs by scruff-
XiaoBaozhu: *swallows* ENGLAND SAYS HE HAS TO EXPLAIN! Also, dagua, what is an aphrodisiac? England says you shouldn't make him any but no one would tell me what they were. D8
NihonDesu: ...... -almost wants to laugh-
Wonsanji: -choke!- -almost drops HK- ...-ack. -a -zh- -blinks- ... ?
PortxPort: (England. Run.)
Chuuchanaru: A-aphrodisiac? *turns pink*
NihonDesu: ( figures he'd blush pink. )
GentlemanArthur: (can't run fast. one handed-typing sucks D:)
XiaoBaozhu: (I tried to put him ina pink dress last night)
NihonDesu: ( ... awesome. ))
NihonDesu: (( Wish I was there. ))
PortxPort: (;w; -hugs forever-)
Wonsanji: -eases back slightly- -swallow- ... I can explain, da ze! 8D Aphrodisiacs OIKYK.
NihonDesu: -smacks Yong Soo upside the head-
XiaoBaozhu: Yes, I asked if I should get medicine for him from you and he said he didn't need any aphrodisiacs. Also, he said that Japan could explain where kittens come from.
Chuuchanaru: *also smacks Yong Soo*
NihonDesu: .... kittens come from mama cats. End of story.
Wonsanji: XD;; O-Ow...
Chuuchanaru: *nodnod*
Wonsanji: B-But, France told me-
NihonDesu: -smacks again-
XiaoBaozhu: ...T_T No one explains anything to me!!
PortxPort: (okay. On this note... I have to do hw sooo um, if you guys need me poke me on skype o3o)
Wonsanji: (<3333333333333333333)
NihonDesu: (( m'kay porty~ ))
NihonDesu: (( .... POTTY. YOUR NEW NICKNAME IS POTTY ))
XiaoBaozhu: (LOL)
Wonsanji: Ow. -cradles head- Kiiiikuuu... -pout-
NihonDesu: (( i WILL NEVER CALL YOU ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGIAN. ))
NihonDesu: -disapproving fais-
GentlemanArthur: (what about harry potter? /derp)
XiaoBaozhu: *sulking in corner* I'll just ask France since everyone keeps saying he knows!
NihonDesu: (( ..... sweet. ))
NihonDesu: (( hold on~ ))
ImSooYong: ...-is apparently a girl now?-
VietPhoenix: -feels like she's missed something-
NihonDesu: . . . .
ImSooYong: -blink- 83
LaRapire: Did someone say my name?
Chuuchanaru: NOOOOO!
XiaoBaozhu: FRANCE!
GentlemanArthur: .... STAY AWAY FROM HK
LaRapire: 8D
Chuuchanaru: *tackles France*
GentlemanArthur: *COVERS HKS EARS*
LaRapire: gak!
XiaoBaozhu: NO! I WANT TO KNOW!!!!
ImSooYong: 8D France-Oppa-ah?
ImSooYong: -blink-
LaRapire: .... ow. Why was I tackled?
Chuuchanaru: *duck tapes France's mouth*
XiaoBaozhu: What goes on when England and Portugal make strange fighting noises in the middle of the night!!!@d,sjhsc
GentlemanArthur: >//////<
LaRapire: mmm! Mhmmmhmmmhmm!
ImSooYong: HK also wants to know what an aphrodisiac is, da ze!
Chuuchanaru: You no say anything, France!
XiaoBaozhu: Teeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllll meeeeeeee!!!!!
LaRapire: .... -points at duct tape-
LaRapire: -then points at Englands eyebrows-
XiaoBaozhu: *rips it off France's mouth*
GentlemanArthur: ....GO TO HELL FRANCE
LaRapire: ARGH
LaRapire: -holds mouth-
Chuuchanaru: *ties France up and drags him off*
GentlemanArthur: ..... there goes his stubble *snickers despite everything*
XiaoBaozhu: Please explain. T^T
LaRapire: ..... I kind of like where this is going~
ImSooYong: -sneaks to HK- -whisperwhisper-
Chuuchanaru: You be quiet, you get anything you want, aru.
LaRapire: .... Hmmm... anything~?
LaRapire: -sly smile-
XiaoBaozhu: I don't understand, what do you mean there is gardening involved? Seeds? *confused*
GentlemanArthur: ................
ImSooYong: Not exactly, da ze. Y'see, -whisperwhisper-
XiaoBaozhu: It isn't blood! B-but, England said-!
GentlemanArthur: *goes bright red and sinks onto the couch*
NihonDesu: -grabs Soo Yong by braid-
NihonDesu: -tugtug-
XiaoBaozhu: *accusing look at England*
ImSooYong: -squeak!- -looks back- -smile- Hiya, Kiku!
NihonDesu: -flat look-
Chuuchanaru: B| Anything, aru. We have deal, yes?
NihonDesu: You're in trouble.
XiaoBaozhu: You did have kittens and didn't give me any, didn't you Arthur!!
XiaoBaozhu: *glares at his stomach*
LaRapire: <3
GentlemanArthur: ... I DID NOT HAVE KITTENS
ImSooYong: ...What? France Oppa said it's my duty as an older sis to educate the young, da ze! D8
GentlemanArthur: B|
LaRapire: Yes, we have a deal~
ImSooYong: Andyoudidn'tletmefinish.
NihonDesu: He's too young for this.
NihonDesu: -hooks arm around waist-
Chuuchanaru: (8D ~ <3)
NihonDesu: -drags away-
Chuuchanaru: (Oh, France. I love you.)
ImSooYong: Now he'll just be confu- -squeak!- ...-FLAIL- RAAAPE
NihonDesu: (( God, two accounts. This is getting confusing. ))
XiaoBaozhu: Wait, then...*looks at France* Did you give France the kittens?! Cause everyone talks about him whenever I ask about this!
NihonDesu: -stares at-
NihonDesu: I am not raping you.
LaRapire: .... pffffft
GentlemanArthur: ....... not at all >////<
ImSooYong: You're doing it in the classical sense, da ze. Seizing my erson against my will.
XiaoBaozhu: ...*is even more confused* ??????
NihonDesu: . . . . .
ImSooYong: RAAAAAPE
NihonDesu: -hands to China-
Chuuchanaru: *siiiigh* Xiao didi Jia Long.
XiaoBaozhu: Whats rape?
GentlemanArthur: ....................
Chuuchanaru: Listen to me now, okays?
ImSooYong: -blink- ...Hiya da ze. 8D
XiaoBaozhu: Yes dagua!
XiaoBaozhu: *attentive face*
NihonDesu: ... -on second thought, covers Soo Yongs Mouth-
ImSooYong: !!!
ImSooYong: (So mean, Kiku. XD)
NihonDesu: (( ... love you~ ))
GentlemanArthur: *still spluttering over how he did no such thing with france*
ImSooYong: (Love you too. Just not as Korea. XD)
LaRapire: (( oh, you remember~ drunken nights~ ))
LaRapire: (( Or maybe you don't remember. ))
LaRapire: (( never mind~! ))
GentlemanArthur: ((d-do not! D8))
Chuuchanaru: (I do. xD)
Chuuchanaru: (I mean ... )
LaRapire: (( threesomes~ ))
LaRapire: (( <3 ))
GentlemanArthur: (........itneverhappened)
ImSooYong: (Inner North huffs in emo corner)
Chuuchanaru: (The opium wars/rape, yes. *nodnod*)
GentlemanArthur: (NEVER. happened *covers ears*)
Chuuchanaru: (Pfft. It did so England.)
LaRapire: (( Alllllll niiiiiiiiiiiiiight ))
GentlemanArthur: (lalalala I CANT HEAR YOU)
LaRapire: (( -hipthrust- ))
Chuuchanaru: (XD)
ImSooYong: (Visuals)
GentlemanArthur: (*goes ever redder* >///////>)
Chuuchanaru: (Francis, they don't need reanactments.)
XiaoBaozhu: (yes we do)
LaRapire: (( Of course they do! ))
ImSooYong: ( Wait I wanna get kimchi first! )
Chuuchanaru: (*facepalm*)
Chuuchanaru: C'mon Francis, we going now. *drags him away*
LaRapire: ...... -grins- Alright
XiaoBaozhu: WAIT!
GentlemanArthur: ohthankgod
XiaoBaozhu: You were gonna explain...T-T
Chuuchanaru: Ah -?
GentlemanArthur: no he wasnt
GentlemanArthur: B|
Chuuchanaru: Oh ...
XiaoBaozhu: *sulks in corner* You all want me to be ignorant...
GentlemanArthur: we'll tell you when you're older, lad
Chuuchanaru: No ignorant, Xiao didi. Innocent!
ImSooYong: -was ductaped and acoosted-
ImSooYong: -so cannot explain-
Chuuchanaru: It hard to not be child anymore when childhood is explained away, aru. *pats Hong Kong on the head* I only want you enjoy yourself, as long as possible.
XiaoBaozhu: Its the same thing. *blank stare* England, make me something to eat. I will go out with dignity.
XiaoBaozhu: Or at least end my misery.
Chuuchanaru: D8
LaRapire: ..... oh mon dieu
LaRapire: don't commit sucide!
LaRapire: at such a young age!
XiaoBaozhu: (SEPUKKU!!)
GentlemanArthur: ...... what do you mean by that B|
NihonDesu: (( NUUUUUUUUU ))
NihonDesu: (( trust me, I tried it. Korea stops you. ))
Chuuchanaru: (XD)
XiaoBaozhu: I love your cooking England. Please make me something delicious, and cute. Maybe shaped like a BROKEN HEART.
NihonDesu: (( And hands you over to the American =u= like a traitor ))
VietPhoenix: [It's because he cares]
XiaoBaozhu: (Not America! Maybe I should rethink this? XD)
Gyeolmal: ( No, not really, da ze. I just wanted him to suffer some justice. )
Chuuchanaru: (America make you say horrible things like, "five dolla, cheap cheap~" and the like. I don't like him much, aru. B|)
Gyeolmal: (Was it bitter, Kiku? I hope so.)
VietPhoenix: [Just give the poor child to Viet, she knows how to handle those young upstarts! -just looks how Thailand and Cambodia turned out~-]
XiaoBaozhu: (He bought all the pics I have of you in a dress though China~)
Chuuchanaru: (Like I said: I no like him much.)
Gyeolmal: (...One of them is a crossdresser and the other is a crazy, da ze. No offense. -pats Vietnam-)
VietPhoenix:
NihonDesu: (( pfft. ))
Chuuchanaru: Phuong! I trying to take France away from Hong Kong, so I can rape hi-- I mean, take him home. Maybe you explain what aphrodisiac is to Hong Kong?
Gyeolmal: (-petpet- I don't judge, Noona.)
LaRapire: .... <3
VietPhoenix: I....Yeah you take France, I can explain things to Hong Kong in a way that won't totally wreck his brain, since that seems to be the issue...
Chuuchanaru: 8D Xie xie, Xiao meimei! *hugs her*
XiaoBaozhu: *cries in frustraion* I don't care if I'm destroyed, I just want to know!
NihonDesu: ...;;
Chuuchanaru: *grabs Francis's ropes* Maybe my house is closer, aru?
VietPhoenix: Also be careful Big Brother Yao, Francis is the devil. -walks over to Hong Kong- Alright I'll explain whatever you wanna know, shall we go sit somewhere quieter?
LaRapire: Oui~ I suppose it is.
Chuuchanaru: Devil, aru? *looks down at Francis*
Gyeolmal: (-leaving North out of this as he'll only try to cockblock France from seducing his Hyungnim-)
LaRapire: ... -innocent smile?-
XiaoBaozhu: Ok....*sniffle*
VietPhoenix: -smiles a little as she thinks up a proper response- Well...they're like herbs that make you feel really good, and sometimes make you make very poor decisions, they're not always a good thing, even though they make you feel nice. You understand?
VietPhoenix: [You mean when you used them ON HER and explained later whatever it was you did?]
LaRapire: (( Hey! He wouldn't do THAT. ))
Chuuchanaru: (*bows to Viet* You save me, aru! Xie xie!)
VietPhoenix: [-shakes fist at France-]
XiaoBaozhu: Portugal said they're feel good medicine, so why didn't England want them when he was crying?
VietPhoenix: Because they make you feel good in different ways then making you happy, and like I said, they make you think like you don't usually do, and sometimes you do things you regret.
VietPhoenix: [LikeFrance...-IMEANWHAT]
LaRapire: (( 8D? ))
Chuuchanaru: (D8 You and Vietnam, Faguo??)
VietPhoenix: [SHE WILL ADMIT: You are handsome, and you are sweet, but you are also a hedonist and a fool]
LaRapire: (( -hands HK aphrodisiac- you should try that when you're around someone you love~ ))
VietPhoenix: [-smacks France- STAY AWAY FROM THE CHILD]
LaRapire: (( D8!! ))
XiaoBaozhu: (*curiously pokes it* I love dagua...*eats*)
LaRapire: (( ... crud, not like that. ))
XiaoBaozhu: (*woozy* Dagua~*giggle*)
Gyeolmal: (SRSLY, DA ZE.)
Chuuchanaru: >.>
Gyeolmal: (-strangles Frenchman-)
VietPhoenix: [FrancisIwillkillyou.Iwillcastrateyou,andthenIwillkillyou]
LaRapire: (( I meant when you -dead- ))
LaRapire: (( plznostrangle ;A; ))
YandereMacau: (*YANDERE EYES ON FRANCE* *smilesmile* what did you just do)
Gyeolmal: (=pause- Ooh, I like that idea better, Noona. <3)
LaRapire: (( ;;A;; ))
LaRapire: (( I MEANT FOR HIM TO TAKE IT WHEN HE WAS AROUND SOMEONE HE WAS ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED WITH DAMNIT. ))
VietPhoenix: [-grabs a knife- -evil smirk- -obviously she's been taking lessons from Belarus-]
XiaoBaozhu: (Dagua~~~<3 *stumbles to China*)
LaRapire: (( ....... -CRAI- ))
Chuuchanaru: Ahh! Don't castrate my France!
Gyeolmal: -picks up HK- -carries away from China-
XiaoBaozhu: I feel funny dagua....
XiaoBaozhu: *wiggles* Mou~
YandereMacau: .......... Kong, amigo... you might wanna go lay down;;;;
Gyeolmal: -AFTER handing him to Vietnam-
LaRapire: PleaseohgodnohavemercyPhong
LaRapire: TTATT
XiaoBaozhu: Lay down? It's kinda~*giggle squirm* It's kinda warm in here...*reaches for shirt ties*
Chuuchanaru: ;A; *shields France with body* Xiao meimei, please don't!
Gyeolmal: -gently takes his hand, shaking his head- Aniyo, da ze. We'll get you somewhere cool.
Gyeolmal: -unaware he could be provoking...ahem...reactions;;-
XiaoBaozhu: *gasps* Oh no!
YandereMacau: *skitters off to bring HK a glass of water* here you go
XiaoBaozhu: It feels weird!
VietPhoenix: -snarls at France- Give me one reason for me to not kill you idiot. -raaawrr pent up frustration with the Frenchman-
EnSvenskTiger: -broke mah face \o/- ]]
Gyeolmal: Ohnoes!)
VietPhoenix: [D:]
LaRapire: ;;A;;
LaRapire: -EPIC SAD FAIS-
EnSvenskTiger: I seem to have gotten stuck in a perma scowl -can't even make self laugh- ]]
Gyeolmal: ...;; Er...water might...help?;;
LaRapire: (( .... watch Francis get his balls cut off. ))
LaRapire: (( that'll make you laugh. ))
Gyeolmal: YOU'VE GONE TO THE DARK SIDE OF SVE-DOM))
XiaoBaozhu: *drinks water and pants* Its stil hoooo~ooot!
YandereMacau: flush the damned crap out of his system, North.
Gyeolmal: -looks at, bemused- Do I look like a doctor, da ze?;;
XiaoBaozhu: Mou~ North....*watery eyes* I feel funny! T^T
YandereMacau: thus the water xD;; *has experience with drugs*
YandereMacau: *coughmafiacough*
Gyeolmal: -pats HK- Shhh, it'll be alright, da ze.
Gyeolmal: ((North only shows his soft side to family that isn't Kiku)
XiaoBaozhu: *sniffle* Really?
VietPhoenix: Francis, you've really crossed the line, you always say you mean well, but you know bad things always happen when you try to help people. Unless you've forgotten what you did to me, can you even think anymore? He's a KID you think he could understand the concequences or what you meant? -rraaaawwrrrr-
Chuuchanaru: Phuong, please leave France alone! Do it for me, aru ~ ;A;
XiaoBaozhu: I lub North dagua too...but this feel good drug only makes feel kinda hungry...\
Gyeolmal: -pet- Really. The three of us--you, me, and Cai--are just going to gosomehwere, nice, dark, and cool, and drink plenty of water. That sound good, da ze?
Gyeolmal: -small grin, nodding- Food too.
YandereMacau: and I'll bring some cute snacks!
LaRapire: Je suis désolé! -covers head with arms-
VietPhoenix: Big Brother, I love you dearly, but I can't let him get away without getting some sense knocked into his thick idiot skull.
XiaoBaozhu: *is thirsty* Yeah~can it be cute panda food like China dagua makes?
YandereMacau: s-sure 8D;;; *makes a fail panda, but he can try*
XiaoBaozhu: It's cute! *stabs it's eye out with a spoon and eats it*
NihonDesu: -Just watches the chaos camly- ... -sips tea-
Chuuchanaru: (XD Japan ... )
Gyeolmal: ... -amused- -pats HK's hair, sitting down and staying it out-
LaRapire: (( wai so much crack. ))
Gyeolmal: -pulls out some peppero- -offers one to Cai also-
YandereMacau: *snorts in amusement* well at least you like it
XiaoBaozhu: Ah~! England says I shouldn't eat the eyes first...like I shouldn't talk about blood around women. T^T
YandereMacau: *accepts and noms happily*
XiaoBaozhu: *eats ear instead of other eye*
YandereMacau: pffff - englands stuffy. I think it's only HIM you shouldn't talk about those things around =3=
XiaoBaozhu: Like I shouldn't ask him about sex and kittens?
LaRapire: (( SexKittens. ))
Gyeolmal: -snort- For fear of offending his 'finer Western sensibilities'. -smirk-
XiaoBaozhu: (My favorite kind! X3)
Chuuchanaru: (XD France. *glomplove*)
YandereMacau: exactly. S'why mamae likes him so much. He's so.... adorably repressed is what he called him once.
EnSvenskTiger: .... how did I keep a straight face through that]]
VietPhoenix: -sighs and drops knife, sulking, torn by the conflict of hurting someone she hates...and hurting someone Big Brother cares for.-
LaRapire: (( I dun know sweden. ))
LaRapire: (( PROTECTION. FRANCIS FINALLY HAS IT. ))
LaRapire: (( -shot- ))
LaRapire: (( From both North and Viet ))
VietPhoenix: [Don't abuse it -shakes fist-]
YandereMacau: (TOO BAD. HES ALREADY GOT AN STD /shotdead)
LaRapire: (( I swear I won't. ))
Gyeolmal: (( South still loves you, Hyung! ))
LaRapire: (( PFFFFT MACAU ))
XiaoBaozhu: *wiggles into a chair* My yinjing hurts... DB|
XiaoBaozhu: WHAT DID YOU GIVE ME FRANCE!!
Gyeolmal: ...;;;;
LaRapire: ;;;;
YandereMacau: .... xD;
Chuuchanaru: 8D France, I think it time to go!
LaRapire: yeah
Chuuchanaru: *drag drag*
LaRapire: might be for the best -follows-
YandereMacau: have fun yeye!
YandereMacau: /leers at france
Gyeolmal: -gives HK more water-
Chuuchanaru: I will, aru!
Gyeolmal: -also leer-
LaRapire: ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Gyeolmal: -but with more hostility and promise of pain-
Chuuchanaru: *happily oblivious*
LaRapire: ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
VietPhoenix: -shuffles off an sits in a corner sulking because she almost made Big Brother upset-
LaRapire: -cry on inside-
Gyeolmal: -notices Phuong is free- Noona!
Gyeolmal: -gestures to HK- Think you can help, da ze? You're the physician.
YandereMacau: *pats HK on the head* just chill, amigo.
LaRapire: (( d'awwwwwww, that's a prety pink dress China ))
Chuuchanaru: (B|)
Gyeolmal: (... -covers nose with sleeve and silently RELUCTANTLY agrees-)
YandereMacau: (..... a cougar AND a crossdresser? IknewIwantedtostaywithPortugal)
Gyeolmal: (Owharsh)
Chuuchanaru: (I not a girl! Dx)
Gyeolmal: (-pat- You're one-hundred percent man, da ze)
XiaoBaozhu: (*holds up ceelphone pic* This says otherwise.)
Gyeolmal: (Youalsolookverygoodinadressbutthat'sbesidethepoint)
Chuuchanaru: (I no crossdress. I no do these things! Interwebs has destroyed my good image, aru!)
Chuuchanaru: (B|)
YandereMacau: (and yet you can't refute the cougar bit >> *hides behind the couch*)
Gyeolmal: (...-is North Korea- ...-you want to talk bad PR?-)
LaRapire: (( OHMYGOD YOU GUYS WERE SERIOUS ABOUT SWITZ AND AUSTRIA LAST NIGHT!? ))
XiaoBaozhu: (Well you don't have a closet full of dresses like England does, but I have more pics of your curiosity archived in my phone dagua.)
XiaoBaozhu: (YUS, IT HAPPENED!!!)
LaRapire: (( -snerk- A years worth of coffee beans ))
LaRapire: (( AWESOME. ))
Chuuchanaru: (Swiss and Austria. *rolls*)
Chuuchanaru: (That was pain to archive, by the by. *dies*)
XiaoBaozhu: (But we love you fo doing it. *cuddles*)
NihonDesu: (( -patpat- ))
LaRapire: (( -gropes- ))
Gyeolmal: (( FFFFFFFFFF-))
Chuuchanaru: (8D *pounces on France*)
LaRapire: (( <3 ))
XiaoBaozhu: (I'm still right here! *flails and falls to ground, unbalanced*)
Gyeolmal: ((...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF))
XiaoBaozhu: (*wibble cry* DAGUAAAAAA~)
Chuuchanaru: (I no can hear you, Xiao didi. Sorry! *is too preoccupied with Francis*)
LaRapire: (( -carries off to the bedroom- ))
XiaoBaozhu: (I wasn't crying for YOU China! *makes grabby motions at North*)
Gyeolmal: (-blink- ?)
YandereMacau: (..... *holds out hand to HK* ?)
NihonDesu: (( you should call China Yeye. ))
Chuuchanaru: (DON'T CALL ME THAT! )
YandereMacau: ((YOU SHOULD 8DD *shouldn't be the only one*)
NihonDesu: (( -looks at- .... Nihao Yeye. ))
Chuuchanaru: (*resumes being carried off happily*)
Chuuchanaru: (D8< Japan! And you wonder why I hate you so much?)
XiaoBaozhu: (Hmmmm, okay! China yeye, North, south, etc. dagua!)
Chuuchanaru: (*crumbles, falls apart and dies on the inside*)
XiaoBaozhu: (*doesn't care cause China left him to go make kittens*)
Chuuchanaru: T^T
Gyeolmal: (...-likes kittens-...)
LaRapire: -yay kittens-
XiaoBaozhu: (WITH FRANCE WHO JUST DRUGGED ME!!!)
Gyeolmal: (-but the kittens ARE A LIE-)
Chuuchanaru: *clings to France* My family hates me!
LaRapire: (( I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO. ))
XiaoBaozhu: (Che, liar!)
LaRapire: (( ;;;;;A;;;;;; ))
Gyeolmal: (North loves you, Hyungnim. Youhavenoideahowmuchcrai)
YandereMacau: (*is very obvious that he wants to go back to being a portuguese colony XD;*)
Gyeolmal: (-shoots in France's direction-)
XiaoBaozhu: (France you jerk!)
Chuuchanaru: (I love you too, North. <3 justnotinthatway)
Gyeolmal: (-EMOCORNER-)
Gyeolmal: (...-WITH NUKE PLUSHIE AND KITTENS-)
LaRapire: (( ... -offers Cheese as a peace offering?- ))
XiaoBaozhu: (NO! Cheese upsets me somehow! *blames England for this*)
NihonDesu: (( ... meow. ))
LaRapire: (( ;A; um.... -offers good food- ))
Gyeolmal: (-shoots in Japan's direction, too-)
NihonDesu: (( better yet, Nyan. ))
Chuuchanaru: (XD)
Chuuchanaru: (XD)
Gyeolmal: (-BANGBANG-)
XiaoBaozhu: (*accepts and goes to pet Japan cause he sounds like a kitten*)
Gyeolmal: (...Tch. -goes back to corner-)
YandereMacau: (8D;;;; *goes to join north in the emo corner*)
XiaoBaozhu: *glances at emocorner in vague interest* Japan...I think you would look good in blue.
Gyeolmal: ...-offers kitten and peppero-
YandereMacau: *accepts* =3= y'know north, sometimes I feel too european to be considered an asian *odd asian out*
NihonDesu: ....?
Gyeolmal: -smiles slightly- -rubs back- Asian enough by my standards, da ze.
NihonDesu: Blue?
YandereMacau: *siiiiighs* thanks, North. *pets kitten*
XiaoBaozhu: But...*frown frown* I don't know anything about your country's current fashions. T^T
Gyeolmal: ...Don't let it get to you, da ze. Think of it as being able to access two full worlds. -nom-
NihonDesu: ;; Nani?
YandereMacau: (lol. I think I have something to add to macaus personality. He has a naturally low blood-sugar level that makes him really cranky to be around XD which is why people are always bribing him with sweets to keep him cheerful and non-yandere)
YandereMacau: or to watch both worlds from the outside
Gyeolmal: (North does it naturally XD)
YandereMacau: (XDD *thumbs up*)
XiaoBaozhu: YEs, cause China yeye looks good in red and Liechtenstein looks good in pink.
LaRapire: ....;;
XiaoBaozhu: And I think you'd look good in blue~<3 *dashes off to dig out a dress*
LaRapire: (( wait, wrong account. ))
Gyeolmal: -shrug- Gives you a chance to pick and choose the best from both options. Whatever is frivolous, you can discard.
Chuuchanaru: ;A: Call me dagua. *weeps*
NihonDesu: ...;;
XiaoBaozhu: *is busy searching for a dress and ignoring china*
Chuuchanaru: *goes in search of Francis's antiqued guillotine*
LaRapire: Closet, to the left.
Chuuchanaru: Xie xie ...
XiaoBaozhu: *comes back with pretty blue kimono* I couldn't find a dress, but I think you'd like this better anyway! It has fishes on it!
LaRapire: what are you going to use it for anyways?
NihonDesu: Um, I don't exactly...
XiaoBaozhu: FISHES
Gyeolmal: -glances at Japan- ... -smiiirk-
NihonDesu: ;;
NihonDesu: .....
NihonDesu: You know who I think would look better in it?
XiaoBaozhu: *wibble* You don't like it?
Gyeolmal: ...-eyes narrow, smirk vanishing into a line-
YandereMacau: *raises an eyebrow* .....
XiaoBaozhu: *tears up*
NihonDesu: ah, no, don't cry.... -pats awkwardly-
Gyeolmal: -huggles kitten, ignoring Japan nao-
XiaoBaozhu: *brightens suspiciously fast* So you'll wear it~<3?
NihonDesu: ;;;;
XiaoBaozhu: 8D
NihonDesu: what if I told you it would look... amazing on someone else...
XiaoBaozhu: ...*suspicious* Who?
NihonDesu: ...... Phuong.
XiaoBaozhu: But I got it special for YOU Kiku dagua~
NihonDesu: ;;;;;;; I bet Yong Soo would look stunning in it.
Gyeolmal: . . .
YandereMacau: .... *snickersnort*
Gyeolmal: -slooow turn- -glower-
NihonDesu: ;;
XiaoBaozhu: *scowl* If you didn't like you could have just said so...*sniffle*
NihonDesu: Eh.... d-don't cry.
Gyeolmal: ...-eases killer intent- -huggles kitten sulkily-
NihonDesu: -petpet-
XiaoBaozhu: (Nerk, now HK is gonna be stuck on getting everyone into womens clothing! He wasn't supposed to be so weird!)
YandereMacau: *pats north on the back*
Gyeolmal: (North would look more threatening without kitten. XD)
Gyeolmal: -nod- Gamsa. -petpetpet-
XiaoBaozhu: *puppy eyes* Please wear it~?*whimper whimper*
VietPhoenix: [Does this mean he'll get Viet to dress like a man? Because she's a...she and already wears womens clothing!]
NihonDesu: a-ah.....
Gyeolmal: (You can convince South most li- YOU ARE DEAD JAPAN.)
NihonDesu: -sighs, defeated-
NihonDesu: fine.
XiaoBaozhu: (Huh, maybe?)
NihonDesu: (( -RUNS- ))
Gyeolmal: (-CHASE-)
Chuuchanaru: *watches family feud*
YandereMacau: (*laughs at japan*)
VietPhoenix: [-giggle- Not that she would mind, she is content to make family happy]
XiaoBaozhu: *glee* 8D
XiaoBaozhu: (watches the running)
NihonDesu: (( -benny hill theme go- ))
Gyeolmal: (-as soon as the kitten is safe TAKES OUT GUN AND BEGINS SHOOTING AT-
NihonDesu: (( -runs moar- ))
Gyeolmal: (COWARD)
NihonDesu: (( OH, LIKE USING A GUN ON AN UNARMED MAN ISN'T. ))
Gyeolmal: (DON'T GIVE ME THAT BULL DA ZE I KNOW YOU HAVE YOUR SWORD.)
VietPhoenix: [BEHAVE THE TWO OF YOU -flail-
NihonDesu: (( NOT ON ME. ))
Gyeolmal: (-manic slasher grin- HOW MUCH USE IS IT THEN, NIHON? -shootshootshoot-)
LaRapire: (( .... -LAUNCHES KITTEN ATTACK- ))
LaRapire: (( -suddenly kittens fall from the sky- ))
LaRapire: (( -cuz he totally has cat powers that he and Greece share.- ))
XiaoBaozhu: (NOT THE KITTEN!! *TACKLES nORTH TO GROUND TO PROTECT KITTENS*)
YandereMacau: (*is covered in kitten* o3o)
Gyeolmal: (-stop- . . . -quirks. eyebrow- Ki- -tackled- oof!)
Gyeolmal: (...I wasn't going to hurt the kittens, da ze.
Chuuchanaru: (Why are all my siblings so f*cked up? Dx What did I do wrooooong??)
XiaoBaozhu: *is reassured* FRANCE, YOU PUT KITTENS IN DANGER! *no longer accepting of peace offering*
Gyeolmal: (Crazy!North, Deactivated)
XiaoBaozhu: (You told me to be Hong Kong. :|)
LaRapire: I WAS TRYING TO STOP NORTH FROM KILLING US ALL.
Gyeolmal: (This one is on Kiku's head, Hyungnim.)
XiaoBaozhu: THE KITTENS FRANCE, THE KITTENS!
Gyeolmal: -looks at nearby kitten- -coos it over, petting- -strangely calm now-
XiaoBaozhu: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Drugging young boys, putting kittens in danger! OFFERING ME CHEESE!!!
VietPhoenix: Where the hell did all of these cats come from? -soconfused- -so proud of HK for his Francehate though-
LaRapire: ;;;;;
LaRapire: I was trying to help
XiaoBaozhu: By endangering kittens?!
Gyeolmal: (It's okay, France, South still loves you. As does China)
VietPhoenix: Sounds a bit reckless France..
Chuuchanaru: Don't yell at France, Xiao didi. He's European. He can't help his failures.
XiaoBaozhu: I thought you were better than that, you gave me delicious food! T-T
LaRapire: ;A;
VietPhoenix: [[Viet secretly loves you deep down...very...very...deep...down...somewhere...]
LaRapire: Kittens stop North from being crazy
XiaoBaozhu: China yeye! Are you defending him after he drugged me and put kittens in danger and OFFERED ME CHEESE?!?!?!
Gyeolmal: -sits up, cradling kittens- -petpetpetpet-
Chuuchanaru: B|
XiaoBaozhu: *wibble cry* North! *runs to cuddle kittens with North in much distress*
LaRapire: (( murder, arson, and jaywalking anyone? ))
Gyeolmal: -looks at- ... -offers kitten, rubbing his back and petting another in his lap-
Chuuchanaru: At least France is decent towards me. *nolovingwordsfromfamilyhurtsaru*
Gyeolmal: ((The few things North will be nice to: Family (sans Kiku), people that haven't quite pissed him off yet, and kittens)
XiaoBaozhu: *sniffle* Th-thank you dagua. *petpetpet*
Gyeolmal: -glances at Yao, blank faced- . . . -looks away from, even more depressed-
XiaoBaozhu: I love you China yeye, but you hurt me by defending that country! At least england properly hated him...sort of...except when he gave France kittens.
Chuuchanaru: D'8
VietPhoenix: -lingers quietly in the background, still looking a bit hurt by China's support of someone who did mean things to her, and now to HK-
Chuuchanaru: *flail*
XiaoBaozhu: *sad kitten cuddling* It's okay kitty, I won't let the crazy european hurt you!
Gyeolmal: ...-gestures Vietnam over, offering yet another kitten-
Gyeolmal: (EmoCorner--full of Azns, kittens, and a nuke plushie.)
VietPhoenix: -opts to stay where she is, she doesn't like cats that much.-
VietPhoenix:
Gyeolmal: (They eat dog in Korea, too. Just not the ones they keep as pets)
XiaoBaozhu: (Its illegal to eat dog in Hong Kong. 8\)
Gyeolmal: (Make her a bird person?)
Chuuchanaru: (China too. Good source of meat, sad to say.)
VietPhoenix: [Same for her I think, but it still feels in bad taste to call her a dog person lol. YES she is a bird person!]
VietPhoenix: [Chinaalsoeatscats...]
Chuuchanaru: (Indeed. >D)
XiaoBaozhu: (Which is also illegal to eat in HK)
VietPhoenix: [And I forget which asian nation has it's creepy dead animal wine]
XiaoBaozhu: *suddenly hates China for no apparent reason*
Gyeolmal: (Being a teenager, mebbe?)
XiaoBaozhu: (Oh no, teenage angst. XD)
Chuuchanaru: You hate me because of England and his stuffy-European-ways.
Gyeolmal: (Dem hormones gonna f-- you up)
VietPhoenix: [ALSO I decided. We need a Thailand. Just...we need him here, HK can make him wear as many dresses as he wanted.]
XiaoBaozhu: (It makes me HAPPY, also YUS, WE NEED THAILAND! =O)
VietPhoenix: [Cambodia agrees with me, but mostly so that then she can have her two bickering/overbearing siblings lol]
Chuuchanaru: (*groans* Don't encourage him, Phuong.)
VietPhoenix:
NihonDesu: (( -gropes North, because I'm feeling Cracky.- ))
VietPhoenix: [-and we wonder why Thailand and Cambodia came out so badly-]
Gyeolmal: (. . .w. t. f. da. ze.)
LaRapire: (( Oh wait, wrong account. ))
LaRapire: (( damnit. )()
Chuuchanaru: *feels betrayed suddenly*
LaRapire: (( -gropes North. Fer realz- ))
Gyeolmal: (>8 | )
LaRapire: (( -run away- ))
XiaoBaozhu: Why does everyone I cuddle with get groped by france?! T^T
Gyeolmal: (FFF-! -pulls out gun- GET BACK HERE! ////!!!!)
Gyeolmal: -pets HK-
XiaoBaozhu: *feels better*
YandereMacau: ..... *is still under a pile of kittens* =3= I'm drowning in cute...
Gyeolmal: ...-snerk- Indeed, da ze. -amused-
XiaoBaozhu: Thats the best way to drown. Better than drowning in my dinner anyway. *looks pointedly at China*
LaRapire: (( -goes and kisses China, quickly gropes, and continues running- ))
YandereMacau: *plucks a kitten off his head and puts it on his lap with the others*
Gyeolmal: -chuckles- -small smile-
Chuuchanaru: I was going to lay myself under France's guillotine and commit suicide that way. Better than Bird Nest's soup, aru? B|
YandereMacau: *holds out a kitten to north*
Gyeolmal: -accepts- Gamsa.
XiaoBaozhu: Yes, much better. I couldn't eat the soup after you'd tried to drown yourself in it after all.
AntiHeroJones: (( .... well this ought to be fun. ))
Gyeolmal: ((...shit.))
YandereMacau: (ohfuck)
AntiHeroJones: (( -grins- ))
Gyeolmal: -nuzzles kitten-
AntiHeroJones: (( -stalks towards North- Hello ther Yong Soo.
YandereMacau: (*peers at jones suspiciously*)
VietPhoenix: [[[What the devil is wrong with the American? ._.]
Gyeolmal: -stiffens- ... -glance- ... -snort- Not now, da ze, I'm not in the mood. -ignore-
AntiHeroJones: -chuckles- did I ask you if it was okay?
VietPhoenix: [[because if he's evil, don't get him near Vietnam...baaaad memories...]]
AntiHeroJones: (( yeah, you might wanna stay away Viet;; ))
Gyeolmal: -turns to glare at hi- . . . -notices something...off-...
XiaoBaozhu: *is suddenly chilled* U-uh...*hides behind North*
VietPhoenix: [[-Viet muse weeps quitely- YEAH she will ah..be over...in a corner...not...being..there -as much as having him torment her would be fun...]
YandereMacau: *hands HK the pile of kittens that he was under*
XiaoBaozhu: *is drowning in kittens*
Gyeolmal: ((Good idea, Noona. -protectiveprotective-)
AntiHeroJones: -slides over-
XiaoBaozhu: *huddles under kittens*
YandereMacau: *bristles*
XiaoBaozhu: D-don't hurt the kittens! *hopes North will protect those too*
Gyeolmal: -stands up suddenly, moving towards him and a bit to the side- -trying to distract from the younger ones-
Chuuchanaru: *stands besides North, wok and ladle in hand*
Chuuchanaru: (Protect the family, aru! *big brother instincts take priority*)
Chuuchanaru: B| Nihao.
Gyeolmal: -quiet glower- You're not welcome here, da ze.
AntiHeroJones: Oh, and why not?
YandereMacau: asians only. Or did you not notice, blindey? B|
AntiHeroJones: Oh, so it's racist time here?
YandereMacau: *sneers* you would know best
Gyeolmal: Don't pretend to be stupid, da ze. With that face you pull it off a bit too well. -trying to distract-
YandereMacau: (macau = has a death wish =3=;;)
Gyeolmal: (North: -has more of one to protect Macau from his-)
AntiHeroJones: -grins- Really now?
AntiHeroJones: Tell me, I really want to know... how stupid do you think I am Yong Soo?
YandereMacau: oh, sorry. Do I need to spell it out for you? *sweetest yandere smile he can give*
Gyeolmal: Cai. -keeping his eyes on Jones- I can handle my own battles, da ze.
XiaoBaozhu: *crawls out of kittens and gathers them up* Come on, we'll go hide you in a corner somewhere that Phuong isn't. Wouldn't want to tempt her into cooking...
AntiHeroJones: (( -SNERK- ))
YandereMacau: *smile fades with a sigh* sorry, North. He just rubs me the wrong way all the time.
Gyeolmal: ((Good job, HK. XD)
XiaoBaozhu: ((^_^))
Gyeolmal: I understand. But this is not the American to mess with idly.
XiaoBaozhu: (I'll rub you the RIGHT way. *eyebrow wiggle*)
YandereMacau: (LOL - sorry amigo. I'm already taken :'D *preens none the less*)
Gyeolmal: (By a Mexico!)
YandereMacau: (<3 mexico~)
DulcePerra: (( We have a spicy relationship~! ))
YandereMacau: (:'D sweet and spicy~)
XiaoBaozhu: (( Aww, no one wants to risk prison for HK. :'(
Chuuchanaru: (And oddly straight. xD)
Gyeolmal: (( -too much UST for America, sorry- XD))
BlackPhoenixViet: [[-just gonna lurk on this now-]]
YandereMacau: (XD; one thing he didn't get from either of his father figures)
Gyeolmal: ((OHSHI-))
Chuuchanaru: *glances over* Phuong?
AntiHeroJones: .... -quirks eyebrow-
Gyeolmal: . . . -pales-
XiaoBaozhu: *drops a kitten* Kitty, noooo!
AntiHeroJones: (( .... -smirk- ))
Gyeolmal: ((XD HK, I love you for taking out the drama))
AntiHeroJones: (( -wants to play- ))
BlackPhoenixViet: -says nothing-
Gyeolmal: (( !!!!! ))
XiaoBaozhu: ((*fears your idea of play*))
BlackPhoenixViet: [PLAY WITH DARK VIET, the shadow was your ally when you tried to murder her!]
Gyeolmal: ((youshould))
AntiHeroJones: (( Such lovely times, were they not? ))
BlackPhoenixViet: [Delightful. It's a shame you turned coward and left.]
AntiHeroJones: (( -grin thats more of a grimace- ))
Gyeolmal: ((...-feels very much the Forgotten War at the moment-))
Chuuchanaru: (*pats Korea on the back*)
XiaoBaozhu: *gathers up dropped kitten and scurries away from both Jones and Scary!Viet*
Gyeolmal: -swallows- ... -shifts hands in sleeves, glancing between them-
BlackPhoenixViet: Why are you so afraid Yong Soo?
Chuuchanaru: *gulps slightly*
YandereMacau: *blinks, has no real idea whats going on*
Gyeolmal: ...I do not fear, da ze.
BlackPhoenixViet: [
Gyeolmal: ((Both Koreas just wanted to help their sis. In different ways))
AntiHeroJones: (( it was a sad war, truly. ))
BlackPhoenixViet: [indeed. >:][
AntiHeroJones: (( ... maybe I should have said that on the other account. Everything this one posts seems sarcastic to me. ))
And then there was some stuff, some peoples left, Hong Kong got really tired of copy/pasting, and now this! BTW, that’s gelato shaped like a tomato that I’m swirling brains into. Got it from Lovi!
XiaoBaozhu: And look! If I do this~ *swirls spoon in the scooped out portion* It looks like a head who's brains are exposed! *glee*
Microandorra: . . .
Chuuchanaru: DB
Microandorra: D:
Tomatoesperfavore: Bl...
XiaoBaozhu: *notices china's face* But it doesn't bleed! Cause blood is...uh....not yummy! *glances sideways at Andorra in mild panic*
Tomatoesperfavore: You ruined my tomato-shaped gelato.
XiaoBaozhu: I made it better.
Microandorra: /disturbed
Tomatoesperfavore: It's not supposed to be a person with it's head gone! You eat tomatoes not people!
Chuuchanaru: *wipes HK's face* You making mess, aru.
XiaoBaozhu: *wrinkles nose and moves face away* Tomatoes look like little red brains when they're blanchednd peeled.
Microandorra: =|.....
XiaoBaozhu: I should know, England used to chase me with them before my eyebrows were cursed! He said they were the brains of kittens. T^T
Tomatoesperfavore: ....That's why you don't do that.
Chuuchanaru: ... what are you talking, xiao didi?
Tomatoesperfavore: You eat them like a normal person.
Tomatoesperfavore: ......And England is weirder than I thought.
Tomatoesperfavore: And that's saying something.
XiaoBaozhu: ...I don't know any normal people.
Chuuchanaru: B|
Microandorra: ;;;
Chuuchanaru: OH. I see, aru.
XiaoBaozhu: You tried to drown yourself in Bird's Nest Soup dagua.
Chuuchanaru: Only because you upset me!
XiaoBaozhu: That is NOT something normal peopel do. Especially when the soup is omeone elses.
XiaoBaozhu: Are you blaming me for you ruining my dinner?
Chuuchanaru: *nodnod* B|
XiaoBaozhu: *stink eye*
Chuuchanaru: I go practice my Kung Fu's now ...
XiaoBaozhu: *pulls out cellphone* Hey Lovi...
Microandorra: ..;;;
Tomatoesperfavore: What?
XiaoBaozhu: You wanna see something cute~<3?
Chuuchanaru: *knows what's coming and is doing best to ignore*
XiaoBaozhu: *brings up pics of China in a dress*
Tomatoesperfavore: ...What is it? -morbid curiousity-
Tomatoesperfavore: .....
Microandorra: ??
Tomatoesperfavore: China. -trying not to laugh-
XiaoBaozhu: Isn't dagua so pretty?!?! =D
Microandorra: -blinks-
Chuuchanaru: AIYAH ~ ! *rushes up, and karate chops cell-phone in half*
Microandorra: !!
Tomatoesperfavore: Pfff y-yeah he's pretty alright! Looks just like a-a girl!
XiaoBaozhu: O_O
XiaoBaozhu: DB<
XiaoBaozhu: MY CELLPHONE!!!! *clutches tightly to broken ceelphone charm of panda*
Tomatoesperfavore: -will forever remember that- -and can't take China seriously anymore-
XiaoBaozhu: H-how could you dagua?! *wibble tear*
Chuuchanaru: *wipes hands, while looking down at HK*
XiaoBaozhu: *wail cry*
Microandorra: A-ah... -feels sorry for both of them-
Chuuchanaru: You should know better. You push people too-too hard, they snap like bamboo.
XiaoBaozhu: Bamboo is more flexible than an old man like you! I HATE you yeye! *runs off to cry in corner*
Tomatoesperfavore: -still laughing at the image that will forever remain in his mind-
Chuuchanaru: *glowers at Lovi, before karating chopping him too*
Microandorra: D:!
Tomatoesperfavore: Ah! -flops over-
Microandorra: I-if it makes you feel better Mr. china! I think you’re handsome!
Chuuchanaru: *lowers karate stance* Y-you do, aru?
Microandorra: -nods- Uh huh!
Tomatoesperfavore: Why'd you karate chop me damnit!
Tomatoesperfavore: -teary-eyed- -crybaby-
XiaoBaozhu: *still wailing over two pieces of phone in the corner*
Chuuchanaru: You has no manners, aru! That why.
Microandorra: ahhh! -hugs Lovi and pets his hurt-
Tomatoesperfavore: Not my fault you dress like a girl in you spare time. -glaring but still teary-eyed-
XiaoBaozhu: *sniffle hiccup* Mou~dagua....I was just playing. *hiccup cry* A-and you were being so mean to me today! *clutches panda phone charm*
Microandorra: A-anyway! China you are very handsom, and nothing can change that! But it's mean to hit people. And ruin their cellphones!
XiaoBaozhu: *plots to send out a mass e-mail with China in a dress as the main attraction, followed closely by Japan in a women's kimono and then possibly France being pantsed, once he gets a pic of france being pantsed*
Microandorra: Hmmmm. -looks at Lovi's injury, and kisses it- There! That should make it better! =D /rushes off to comfort HK
Chuuchanaru: *sighs, dropping shoulders*
Chuuchanaru: I too-too old for this, aru.
XiaoBaozhu: *cackles evily* You will rue the breaking of my cellphone China yeye, RUE IT!
Microandorra: -to HK- Are you ok? :<
XiaoBaozhu: *evil smile* I'm jus' great 'Dorra. Srsly.
Tomatoesperfavore: -would help you pants France xD-))
Chuuchanaru: ... I rue the day you were born, aru. B|
Microandorra: -blinks- Really?
Tomatoesperfavore: Ouch.
XiaoBaozhu: Its a good thing England raised me, considering how JAPAN turned out under your guidance!
Microandorra: D:
Chuuchanaru: DB<
XiaoBaozhu: How's your back dagua?
Chuuchanaru: *lip trembles* It ... it's ...
Microandorra: /upset
XiaoBaozhu: *softens a little at china's cute-sad face* Cause I could rub some scar cream on it for you....if you want. *glances away blankly*
Tomatoesperfavore: -would comfort China if I wasn't... Lovi xD-))
Microandorra: ...:> /happy again
XiaoBaozhu: But I'm still mad! *huff*
Chuuchanaru: (BAH. You hurted China's feelings HK!)
Tomatoesperfavore: -kind of went over his head-
Tomatoesperfavore: That was mean xD))
XiaoBaozhu: (That’s the bad thing about siblings, they know what buttons to push!)
Tomatoesperfavore: Oh god yes.))
Microandorra: -runs back to Lovi- Are you feeling better?
Tomatoesperfavore: I-I'm fine! It didn't hurt that much or anything!
XiaoBaozhu: *or punch depending on your sibling. XD
Microandorra: 8D Ah good!
Chuuchanaru: *tries to remain dignified, his emotional scars coming unglued on the inside*
Chuuchanaru: (*irked by "didn't hurt that much"* XDD)
Microandorra: (haha the kiss that heals all, eh lovi? x3)
XiaoBaozhu: Dagua...? *starts to look worried* I...Are you alright? I didn't mean... *glances away again uncomfortably*
Tomatoesperfavore: Pff it hurt like woah xD He's just covering for himself))
Microandorra: (something dorra learned from spain hehe~)
XiaoBaozhu: ((Lol. XD))\
Chuuchanaru: (China has tiny fists of fury. *thatishiskungfuname*)
Tomatoesperfavore: Pfff))
Microandorra: -sits beside lovi, waiting for the brothers to make up-
XiaoBaozhu: *twists too-long sleeves anxiously* Dagua...?
Chuuchanaru: *glances over*
Tomatoesperfavore: -totally still not hurting from that crazy karate chop-
Tomatoesperfavore: -has a new-found fear of China and his karate chops-
XiaoBaozhu: I-I'm sorry dagua. I didn't mean to...I...um...
Microandorra: -glances at him- =|...are you sure you're alright?
Tomatoesperfavore: I-I'm fine damnit! Bl;;
Microandorra: -staaaares-
XiaoBaozhu: Dagua? *is begining to become upset due to guilt*
Tomatoesperfavore: -glares back-
Tomatoesperfavore: "Cause big boys don't cry~" -SHOT-))
Chuuchanaru: *face softens at Hong Kong* I no want to stay mad, xiao didi, but ...
Microandorra: /worried It's ok if it still hurts... maybe I didn't kiss it long enough?
Microandorra: <---thinks injuries can be healed like that ahaha thanks spain
XiaoBaozhu: *tears up* I- I'm sorry dagua! You're not old and Japan wasn't your fault and-and! *choke gasp sniffle*
Tomatoesperfavore: Damnit Spain xD))
Tomatoesperfavore: N-no way! -shakes head, embarrassed-
Chuuchanaru: (Buuuh! D'8 Hong Kong!)
XiaoBaozhu: (T^T)
Microandorra: =( Ok, if you insist...
Some more stuff about sentient alien mustaches and them taking over the world by living under Lovi’s nose….
XiaoBaozhu: T^T I'm sorry dagua!!! *cling cry*
Chuuchanaru: Don't say such mean things to me! *weeps, while stroking your hair*
XiaoBaozhu: Dagua!
And now Hong Kong needs sleep, cause work is in five or so hours. T^T